The sh1tt3r
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I’m literally the funniest person on the planet. (Don’t fact check that.)
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You can oppose the genocide in gaza without attacking jewish communities. This is inherently an anti-semitic act
June 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You can oppose the genocide in gaza without attacking jewish communities. This is inherently an anti-semitic act
Do you also have issues watching movies not made by Americans? It’s simply a different culture. This one just happens to be made up
May 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Do you also have issues watching movies not made by Americans? It’s simply a different culture. This one just happens to be made up
That specific scene was incredible to me. It’s akin to a couple dancing in the living room. It was such a tender and intimate moment without simply kissing or having some sex scene.
May 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
That specific scene was incredible to me. It’s akin to a couple dancing in the living room. It was such a tender and intimate moment without simply kissing or having some sex scene.
I can’t because “your device isn’t part of the Netflix household for this account”
May 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I can’t because “your device isn’t part of the Netflix household for this account”
How do you write like you’re running out of time?
May 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
How do you write like you’re running out of time?
Boycott Amazon until either it ceases to exist or you die
April 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Boycott Amazon until either it ceases to exist or you die
God has spoken it seems
April 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
God has spoken it seems
This one gave me a fucking scare. Jesus. Satire is getting way too real
April 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This one gave me a fucking scare. Jesus. Satire is getting way too real
I’m kinda sad about it. I may be able to find a physical CD with it, but I do not want to ask my parents. That would be awkward.
April 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I’m kinda sad about it. I may be able to find a physical CD with it, but I do not want to ask my parents. That would be awkward.
I am an advocate for peace. The military has some damn cool toys. Have you not seen the M1 Abrams? The F-35?
April 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I am an advocate for peace. The military has some damn cool toys. Have you not seen the M1 Abrams? The F-35?
Ooh maybe I get a chance at winning a play station or something by signing up!
April 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ooh maybe I get a chance at winning a play station or something by signing up!
It took me way too long to get this joke
April 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It took me way too long to get this joke