I HAVE SO MUCH MONEY
ihavesomuchmoney.bsky.social
I HAVE SO MUCH MONEY
@ihavesomuchmoney.bsky.social
Hating my job is a full time job and I am a professional (actually an adult)
The Bluesky gods answered my prayers but is showing me exclusively gay porn. That’s only, like, 10% of the porn I consume.
No offense but how do I get more porn on this app
June 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
No offense but how do I get more porn on this app
June 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Stand back guys I got this
June 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Reposted by I HAVE SO MUCH MONEY
critiquing media is so noble and brave
April 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I am like if Kanye West posted on the internet and had kindness in his heart
April 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I am intelligent enough to thoroughly understand politics. I also have an enjoyable sex life and disposable income.
April 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Songs that got so culturally saturated we forgot they’re actually good:

Bring Me To Life
All Star
Mr. Brightside
Wonderwall
Down With The Sickness

The trueness of this post may vary based on how white you are
Bring Me To Life by Evanescence still goes so hard.
April 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
A full April Fool’s day passed with no men posting “I’m pregnant” on their socials. We used to be a proper country
nobody caring about april fools day at ALL like it’s that serious
April 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
A lot of people don’t know this but you can actually think about dying whenever you want. No one will stop you
April 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I know this isn’t Twitter but it gives me that same dirty little feeling hitting that post button
April 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
How do I find the funny people with no jobs
April 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM