The Bluesky gods answered my prayers but is showing me exclusively gay porn. That’s only, like, 10% of the porn I consume.

No offense but how do I get more porn on this app

Stand back guys I got this

critiquing media is so noble and brave

I am like if Kanye West posted on the internet and had kindness in his heart

I am intelligent enough to thoroughly understand politics. I also have an enjoyable sex life and disposable income.

Songs that got so culturally saturated we forgot they’re actually good:

Bring Me To Life
All Star
Mr. Brightside
Wonderwall
Down With The Sickness

The trueness of this post may vary based on how white you are

A full April Fool’s day passed with no men posting “I’m pregnant” on their socials. We used to be a proper country

A lot of people don’t know this but you can actually think about dying whenever you want. No one will stop you

I know this isn’t Twitter but it gives me that same dirty little feeling hitting that post button

How do I find the funny people with no jobs