I am fat and gay, but not in the military. I think I’m winning at life

This makes me feel better about getting caught up in the maybe lol. A girl can dream

I’ve tried to explain to my mom the influence of 4 Chan and it’s just wild like how little most people know about this but how it’s part of everything.

Baby

You need to do an essay on twinkification of paul atreides lol

Offensively relatable. I used to walk around as a kid and be like “if I was a man I’d be a gay man” while obsessively reading BL #plottwist

I need to see pictures

I can’t bring my cat because he hates people. So he would really ruin the vibes.

The proper response is “I do now”

Instead of recognizing opportunity. You virtue signal and say shit like “I saw Amazon boxes being used to make signs at the protest 😡” or worse “if disabled or elderly people are at protest they aren’t real protests”. You could’ve built a coalition. You could’ve made Trump cry on his birthday.

It’s 6:14 p.m. at the D.C. parade, and it is *quiet* on Constitution Avenue between 20th and 21st streets.

You forgot the “not trump” policy