Phew! I was worried I’d have to leave my girlfriend

Pokemon: A world of magical creatures and friendship

Also Pokemon: Death is inevitable, and to fight it is to fight fate

You get it!

You are incredible! Imagine all the people who are alive today thanks to you!

I received a few blood transfusions when I was a teenager. I would have died without them. The people who donated are all my heroes to this day. I’m sad I can’t pay it back right now, but I’m going to work on my diet and try again in a couple weeks.

“I would but I hate needles.” The needle is in play for less than a minute and you know who else probably hates them? The person whose life you could save by being just a little bit brave.

FUCK

I DONT CARE WHAT COMES NEXT PLEASE JUST GIVE US THIS ONE THING

I mean, depending on context…

Then the brain fart was worth it 😭

I truly cannot wait to take my parents and watch them try to understand your job