Oh no, time to touch grass and get that buy one get one self help book from target.

I forgot, we’re supposed to be mad at that too.

Ps. I love self help books.

Is this human interaction?

I put up 320 on bench this week for the first time in YEARS.

Lemme lose more of my double chin

Naw I’d look like a bald jack black

Are you sure? It’s scary out here.

Follow up follow up. I don’t feel like cleaning the toilet, I have company coming over, & i just took a massive shit

Follow up tweet. I love New Jersey

honestly i'd do the same. 💀

I got smacked with bots on Twitter and I’m just watching the number drop and it giggles me. 😂

It’s definitely chiller here than there! Thanks for the 💜