big pop culture/sports news happens. people scramble to announce to everyone that they care about more important things. everyone claps for them, because famously you can only care about one thing at a time and it should always be a super serious thing. the cycle goes on forever until we all die.
August 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
big pop culture/sports news happens. people scramble to announce to everyone that they care about more important things. everyone claps for them, because famously you can only care about one thing at a time and it should always be a super serious thing. the cycle goes on forever until we all die.
just saw an ad for pizza and i get home at 10pm tonight you bet your ass i’m getting pizza, advertising works! not from the place in the ad though their pizza sucks ass
May 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
just saw an ad for pizza and i get home at 10pm tonight you bet your ass i’m getting pizza, advertising works! not from the place in the ad though their pizza sucks ass
look i’m not doing any VACATIONS to the states but damned if i’m not gonna try and enjoy the work trips
March 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
look i’m not doing any VACATIONS to the states but damned if i’m not gonna try and enjoy the work trips
like maybe fuck the US government but also i’m still going here for work a bunch for the next months and currently drinking a perfect mai tai at a tiki bar in tampa and why can’t we just be buds again?
March 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
like maybe fuck the US government but also i’m still going here for work a bunch for the next months and currently drinking a perfect mai tai at a tiki bar in tampa and why can’t we just be buds again?
my airport brain doesn’t allow me to be actually flirty, just baseline charming, so really blowing it with this cute woman beside me at this airport bar
March 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
my airport brain doesn’t allow me to be actually flirty, just baseline charming, so really blowing it with this cute woman beside me at this airport bar
busiest time of year for work, so much to do, they gotta stop putting out video games i want to play
February 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
busiest time of year for work, so much to do, they gotta stop putting out video games i want to play
fun tip just measure your cardio times in long songs for example i just ran 2 jesus of suburbias, 2 bat out of hells, and finished off with a green grass & high tides
February 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
fun tip just measure your cardio times in long songs for example i just ran 2 jesus of suburbias, 2 bat out of hells, and finished off with a green grass & high tides
in this house we respect steve zahn’s contribution to cinema
January 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
in this house we respect steve zahn’s contribution to cinema
extremely expensive day coming up (disney) and found $100 american dollars in my suitcase thanks past brett
December 20, 2024 at 2:39 PM
extremely expensive day coming up (disney) and found $100 american dollars in my suitcase thanks past brett
A 90’s Christmas (2024)
plot: 4/10
script: 4/10
acting: 5/10
santa? no just a witch in an old car
jesus factor: 0/10
actors pulling off 19 OR 44: 0
was my second note correct? duh
“what if john mulaney was raised by WASPs, more of a theatre kid, and sober?” factor: 15/10
plot: 4/10
script: 4/10
acting: 5/10
santa? no just a witch in an old car
jesus factor: 0/10
actors pulling off 19 OR 44: 0
was my second note correct? duh
“what if john mulaney was raised by WASPs, more of a theatre kid, and sober?” factor: 15/10
December 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM
A 90’s Christmas (2024)
plot: 4/10
script: 4/10
acting: 5/10
santa? no just a witch in an old car
jesus factor: 0/10
actors pulling off 19 OR 44: 0
was my second note correct? duh
“what if john mulaney was raised by WASPs, more of a theatre kid, and sober?” factor: 15/10
plot: 4/10
script: 4/10
acting: 5/10
santa? no just a witch in an old car
jesus factor: 0/10
actors pulling off 19 OR 44: 0
was my second note correct? duh
“what if john mulaney was raised by WASPs, more of a theatre kid, and sober?” factor: 15/10
fuck it, hallmark reviews here too:
Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story Extended Cut (2024)
plot: 5/10
script: 7/10
acting: 7/10
santa?: you bet your ass
jesus factor: fully secular
kissing? lotsa smooches
weird overacting bartender? he’s more of a chrismixologist
gingerbread house comps: 1
Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story Extended Cut (2024)
plot: 5/10
script: 7/10
acting: 7/10
santa?: you bet your ass
jesus factor: fully secular
kissing? lotsa smooches
weird overacting bartender? he’s more of a chrismixologist
gingerbread house comps: 1
December 19, 2024 at 5:24 AM
fuck it, hallmark reviews here too:
Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story Extended Cut (2024)
plot: 5/10
script: 7/10
acting: 7/10
santa?: you bet your ass
jesus factor: fully secular
kissing? lotsa smooches
weird overacting bartender? he’s more of a chrismixologist
gingerbread house comps: 1
Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story Extended Cut (2024)
plot: 5/10
script: 7/10
acting: 7/10
santa?: you bet your ass
jesus factor: fully secular
kissing? lotsa smooches
weird overacting bartender? he’s more of a chrismixologist
gingerbread house comps: 1
if i decide to put as much effort into making and executing a workout plan as i do making and executing a plan to catch every fish in stardew as soon as possible it’s over
November 27, 2024 at 5:40 PM
if i decide to put as much effort into making and executing a workout plan as i do making and executing a plan to catch every fish in stardew as soon as possible it’s over
made a trek for supplies (wine and shawarma) and felt like the homesteaders of old
November 20, 2024 at 12:23 AM
made a trek for supplies (wine and shawarma) and felt like the homesteaders of old
what’s up you fucking morons?!
(trying out a new online persona for bluesky)
(trying out a new online persona for bluesky)
November 18, 2024 at 3:47 AM
what’s up you fucking morons?!
(trying out a new online persona for bluesky)
(trying out a new online persona for bluesky)
my vote is up for grabs for any candidate in any election who also agrees that bone-in dry ribs are fucking pointless
November 13, 2024 at 11:44 PM
my vote is up for grabs for any candidate in any election who also agrees that bone-in dry ribs are fucking pointless
pokémon yellow to the polls
November 13, 2024 at 10:00 PM
pokémon yellow to the polls
i think my struggle to stay on here is because my twitter started out in the early days and was like half-assed linkedin connection vibes and then once i had a base of followers i stopped avoiding trash/cringe posts so it feels weird to just go right to that
November 9, 2024 at 7:39 AM
i think my struggle to stay on here is because my twitter started out in the early days and was like half-assed linkedin connection vibes and then once i had a base of followers i stopped avoiding trash/cringe posts so it feels weird to just go right to that
wait a minute this isn’t truth social there’s like 97% less grifters
November 9, 2024 at 7:37 AM
wait a minute this isn’t truth social there’s like 97% less grifters
fuckin’ fine
October 18, 2024 at 9:32 PM
fuckin’ fine
we all here yet? am i here? god it took me so long to have all those dormant followers
October 19, 2023 at 5:06 AM
we all here yet? am i here? god it took me so long to have all those dormant followers
sup ding dongs
October 5, 2023 at 4:02 PM
sup ding dongs
woke up couldn’t sleep went for run and then had a bath? in the morning? what is this, the frontier?
July 5, 2023 at 1:50 PM
woke up couldn’t sleep went for run and then had a bath? in the morning? what is this, the frontier?
i remember there were well-attended twitter meetups at bars and stuff earlier on and i really hope none of that happens here
July 2, 2023 at 3:17 PM
i remember there were well-attended twitter meetups at bars and stuff earlier on and i really hope none of that happens here
i had a pretty good vine following and it died, and i have a bad twitter following. anyway fuck you make me a bluesky star i’ll reference you directly in the WSJ article i promise
June 29, 2023 at 5:27 AM
i had a pretty good vine following and it died, and i have a bad twitter following. anyway fuck you make me a bluesky star i’ll reference you directly in the WSJ article i promise
bluesky exclusive i ordered this hat while wine drunk
June 28, 2023 at 2:34 PM
bluesky exclusive i ordered this hat while wine drunk