It helps to have a cruel overlord remind you your Tuesday column is due...

Sim has expressed nothing but admiration for McFarlane whenever the topic of Spawn hitting 300 issues has come up.

Spore Batvark was my idea. I suggested it when the new Spawn Batman was announced as a coattail riding idea to hopefully boost circulation.

The execution of the interior was all Sim.

The cover was the brainchild of David Birdsong.

I live near his final resting place...

My wife came home with a four pack. Apparently there's a Zombie one now. Carmel apple flavored.

Interesting.

I'm a diabetic who takes metformin. My wife and I both got Covid at the same time. She was hospitalized, I had mild symptoms. She has long Covid, I don't.

I was in line with friends to get tickets to see Titanic, the theater was sold out. I said, "who cares, the boat sinks in the end..." and from the looks of the people in line you would have thought I shot their dog.

Shit...I forgot too.

I gotta watch Repo Man again. Learn to do crimes.

I made a T-shirt that says "fuck Asminov and his stupid laws" in binary.

I maintain that Stan's Endgame cameo should have been at the end, and he should have come back from the blip to be told that Joan died while he was gone.

(They kinda did something similar in Wandavision, but Stan would have been soulcrushingly epic.)

One bulb goes out...THEY ALL GO OUT!!!

We know it has a bench seat:
https://youtu.be/Gv8cOg-QUJk