Anubis is lost
igottaseehowthings.bsky.social
Anubis is lost
@igottaseehowthings.bsky.social
NSFW Roleplayer, 23+ recently started and looking for fun, i welcome anybody who's interested
Anubis struggles in the bandages as he was pushed into the sarcophagus

"MMMPH- RRMMMMPHGG!"

'HAPPY HALLOWEEN' Is what [Reader] thinks he is saying
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Anubis will pat your head

"Don't worry, unlike you mortals, we give you an afterlife after you grown out your usefulness, AI doesn't get that luxury"

Pat pat pat pat pat pat

"Good mortals"
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
sequel mishap 2

"Ahh, you found the cure! Gimme here!"
*glug glug*
"Aghhh, this tasted just as worse as the last one"

"Hmm? Hey, my eyes are up here mortal! Why are you starin-Ha- what!!"

*reads the bottle this time*

"YOU FU*KING FEED ME THE MILF MIXER SUPREME?!??!?!"

"F-fuck, my tits are hu-"
October 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"mmm, Mortal, that drink mix you left in your room tasted disgusting..."

"What do you mean i wasn't supposed to drink the 'femboy Elixir'? I thought it was a shit drink!"

A few moments later after looking at a mirror

"Find the cure this Instant! i Demand IT Mortal!!"
October 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
*thinking*
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Lets see what i could get
October 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
...get it over with....
October 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
a lil handsome panther of course

*Anubis with reach out and give you some chin scratches*
October 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"Mutt?" Well that's rude to call a god a mutt, but ill forget it

Besides that, i heard that panthers make for a fantastic bed warmers in winter, so I've been wondering if you could sleep with me~

^^
October 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oh hooh? You didn't think so? Well, you'll never know it to be true until you see it for yourself- or thats how the mortals say it~

-Anubis will stare down at you smiling as his tail wags as well-
October 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hmm? Oh, sorry for disturbing you mortal, i didn't think i would wake you up so easily
October 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Of course not mortal!

And..

Uh...

Thank you
October 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Joltick is the best Pocket Pokemon, he small, cute, and, he fits in my pocket, look at him, there is nothing worth thinking about in that guys little noggin
August 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
See a butt.
Post a butt!!
Copy & Quote This
w/ a pic of your
Butt!!

"Don't get any big ideas mortal, i'm just trying to 'keep up with new trends' as to your recommended advice..."
August 18, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Uh, what the fuck?
August 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
....
.....
......
...?
Mmmm?
Book?
Yeah.... Yeah, i'm here for the book, Definitely! Ahahah...
August 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Just curious of that my results are
August 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Oh uh, hello there..
...
Nice smile you have there ^~^
August 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
?

I don't know how i'd feel about that
August 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
"Mortal! Mortal! I have found a pretty fun game on your tablet! Its called 'Umamusume Pretty Derby!' Have you heard of it? It looked like a lot of fun so i started playing, do you have any tips?"

And so, the Addiction starts here, so does the fall of the Great God Anubis's savings
August 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
First ill ever try these out but, what does the #both of you think?
July 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This Homeless God is trying to learn about the modern world (please be helpful, he's trying his best)(disguised as a mortal)
July 18, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The last mortal said i was a good 25inches, not used to modern day measurements but id say pretty big
July 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Can this ol'dog help you out with that~?
July 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
July 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM