Found this in my wife's laundry. Do I need to worry about getting knotted?

And it's definitely not a Transformers promotion?

Me, moments before starting a conversation that ruins my whole week:

Yeah, in the mirror

So I am supposed to think that rich people deserve to be rich because they're so smart? And this is what smart people get together and do?

At any given moment, I may well be annoyed by people who say, "those pokémon designers really ran out of ideas" when they're talking about something they expressly could not have imagined. Too many ideas is "all out," but pokeball with eyes is the exact right amount of ideas

Just combining all the treats in my kitchen until I feel something

Without downloading any new pictures where are you at mentally?

I accidentally made a Limbo section of my desk feat. my carefully redacted therapy notes