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Igno
@ignomensis.bsky.social
· Jul 24
There's not enough shit around for all the people I want to eat shit rn.
Smart Toilets that compliment you on the sheer size of your turd be like:
"Geez, what a massive honker! Absolute unit. Congrats, [insert name] — you filled your daily poop ring and reached a new weekly record! You are on a roll, keep it up!"
AppleBowl™️. Wishlist now.
"Geez, what a massive honker! Absolute unit. Congrats, [insert name] — you filled your daily poop ring and reached a new weekly record! You are on a roll, keep it up!"
AppleBowl™️. Wishlist now.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Smart Toilets that compliment you on the sheer size of your turd be like:
"Geez, what a massive honker! Absolute unit. Congrats, [insert name] — you filled your daily poop ring and reached a new weekly record! You are on a roll, keep it up!"
AppleBowl™️. Wishlist now.
"Geez, what a massive honker! Absolute unit. Congrats, [insert name] — you filled your daily poop ring and reached a new weekly record! You are on a roll, keep it up!"
AppleBowl™️. Wishlist now.
That new trailer they dropped today just cemented this for me. Ditto must be protected at all costs.
Pokopia is the perfect game because Ditto always has been a rascal and they just decided to make an entire game based on that.
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
That new trailer they dropped today just cemented this for me. Ditto must be protected at all costs.
80€ video games suck but what really scares me is that 80€ worth of groceries fit rather neatly into one of those medium sized folding shopping crates with room to spare. Nothing fancy either, just some essentials. At a discounter.
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
80€ video games suck but what really scares me is that 80€ worth of groceries fit rather neatly into one of those medium sized folding shopping crates with room to spare. Nothing fancy either, just some essentials. At a discounter.
Geoff has always been a self-absorbed prick but at least now nobody will be able to pretend like he isn't.
Right? Right???
Right? Right???
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Geoff has always been a self-absorbed prick but at least now nobody will be able to pretend like he isn't.
Right? Right???
Right? Right???
Pokopia is the perfect game because Ditto always has been a rascal and they just decided to make an entire game based on that.
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Pokopia is the perfect game because Ditto always has been a rascal and they just decided to make an entire game based on that.
It really would be endlessly funny if Bloodborne Remastered were announced tonight, now that I've gone and sold my PS5.
Naturally, this absolute stroke of comedic genius would require someone at Sony to remember Bloodborne is a thing that exists in the first place, which is never gonna happen.
Naturally, this absolute stroke of comedic genius would require someone at Sony to remember Bloodborne is a thing that exists in the first place, which is never gonna happen.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It really would be endlessly funny if Bloodborne Remastered were announced tonight, now that I've gone and sold my PS5.
Naturally, this absolute stroke of comedic genius would require someone at Sony to remember Bloodborne is a thing that exists in the first place, which is never gonna happen.
Naturally, this absolute stroke of comedic genius would require someone at Sony to remember Bloodborne is a thing that exists in the first place, which is never gonna happen.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Yes, I actually do love waking up on a Monday morning.
No, it's not because I'm some sicko who loves to work. It's because I don't work on Mondays.
T minus 46 days.
No, it's not because I'm some sicko who loves to work. It's because I don't work on Mondays.
T minus 46 days.
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Yes, I actually do love waking up on a Monday morning.
No, it's not because I'm some sicko who loves to work. It's because I don't work on Mondays.
T minus 46 days.
No, it's not because I'm some sicko who loves to work. It's because I don't work on Mondays.
T minus 46 days.
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Lmao at this completely random shiny Flabébé.
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Lmao at this completely random shiny Flabébé.
Yes, I did all of this just so I wouldn't have a disgustingly yellow Mega Skarmory. I will now return to my regularly scheduled shitposting.
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Yes, I did all of this just so I wouldn't have a disgustingly yellow Mega Skarmory. I will now return to my regularly scheduled shitposting.
"Mr Sakurai, when will Kirby Air Riders be out?"
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"Mr Sakurai, when will Kirby Air Riders be out?"
Day one of shiny hunting a goddamn Skarmory in Pokémon Legends Z-A. I expect this to take me about a year and a half.
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Day one of shiny hunting a goddamn Skarmory in Pokémon Legends Z-A. I expect this to take me about a year and a half.
Mfw things are just according to keikaku.
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Mfw things are just according to keikaku.
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Seeing how this place is generally moderated (banning minorities, defending transphobes, chastising people for being rude to dead bigots) I don't think I want them interfering in what I do and don't see.
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Seeing how this place is generally moderated (banning minorities, defending transphobes, chastising people for being rude to dead bigots) I don't think I want them interfering in what I do and don't see.
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Watching Labour ghouls like Wes Streeting trying to bask in Zohran Mamdani's victory like it isn't a repudiation of their shitty politics as well. Did anyone tell Wes that Zohran doesn't want to throw trans people into a woodchipper? Get the fuck out.
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Watching Labour ghouls like Wes Streeting trying to bask in Zohran Mamdani's victory like it isn't a repudiation of their shitty politics as well. Did anyone tell Wes that Zohran doesn't want to throw trans people into a woodchipper? Get the fuck out.
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead.
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead.
Under the dictionary entry for 'Schadenfreude', they should simply put today's date, refuse to elaborate, and leave.
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Under the dictionary entry for 'Schadenfreude', they should simply put today's date, refuse to elaborate, and leave.
Never played Fortnite. Thankfully they just made sure that I never will, nothing of value was lost.
November 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Never played Fortnite. Thankfully they just made sure that I never will, nothing of value was lost.
Wdym it's Nowaymber already?
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Wdym it's Nowaymber already?