Iggy Grey
iggygrey.bsky.social
Iggy Grey
@iggygrey.bsky.social
Lead creationics designologist of bloating edge widgetry for Gizmos & Cogwhizzles, llz.

Dunning Kruger Professor at Prager University - Cut 'n Shoot.

1973 draft lottery winnner! Relegated to just another "Sucker &/or Loser" for my time and trouble!
Arsenal seem to keep the boards clean, much better than Nottm Firest or Chelsea. They're getting 56 bounds a game.

If it weren't for 88% FTS Newcastles not in this discussion.

AMIRITE!?
May 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Time is construct these Boyz don't appreciate. Nature doesn't move, it moves on. These folks are stuck in life with themselves.

All three are failed human beings. From zygote, these three never wanted for ANYTHING...EVER.

They're sustained by a mutual hatred of America.
May 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ESPN analysts beleive Shedeur did NOT go in the WNBA draft on Arpil 15 as it was tax day for America. Also, Shed doesn't have an WNBA skill set but they needed to try it for leverage with the NFL.

Coach Prime is now seeing his son as a solid 2nd-round NBA draft, "Just like Bronny."
April 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Best! Application! Of! ANY! God! ¡Evah!

Such words, and, what I assume is passion. Delivered not as just unjustified ebullience and enthusiasm but with language used in a way only his God could understand. YKWIM...ITTYD.
April 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
He said he was going to "show" his "critiquers" the truth.

Is showing us how he to get seven plus years in jail Thruthy Enough™ America?

Santos used a republican fundraising scheme to bilk a veteran out of money that was supposed to be used to help his dog
April 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Marines rotating back from the field asked often asked JD the brand & color black eyeliner he used and get application tips...nah. Nah. Just kidding.

Every Devil Dog deliciously rubbed his hair and laughed at the Mascara Marine™!
April 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Measels is the snot of viruses cuz it's everywhere

When it gets in an ecosystem like the human body, conference room, classroom or a sneeze you jus. It figgers out your immune system and how to weaken it.

Yep, it's the Sun Tzu of Viruses. Yeah, that guy as a virus...in your body. Take a minute.
April 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
No vaxx baby. Especially measels one too.

It's Ivermectin time.

Pa! Git the ivermectin from the back of the fridge. We gonna need them measels flavor drops.
April 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Oh my God I can blink-second faster than DT. Ready?

Blink second. Blink second. Blink second. Blink-second.
Blink second.
Blink second.
Blink second.

How am I doing?

Faster? OK. Blink second. Blink second. Blink second. Blink-second. Blink-second. Blink-second.

Whew. I'ma stop.
April 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Your first 'Murican pope of 2025 as nominated by DT is...JD Vance.

DT been waiting to dump JDV's on a church stoop since he was a baby VP.

Can't just dump JD in a dumpster. NYPD got Trump's DNA, fingerprints, photos and description (6'3“/230lbs) because he's a felon.

Peckerwooding is hard.
April 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
TX schools robbed before to get their share. Also, that money is needed to balance the budget.

Thou shalt not steal unless you be a TX pol or a fancy Yuropean financier and stealing TX schools kids' money for school.
April 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
N'nN.

His rap battle is against N'nN.

And it's actually a slap battle.

And N'nN is homeless and always winz.
April 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"wai...wai...you wait 'til I shee Kimmel...Kim Kimnal. He-

"Whew! Damn, it sweaty in here. Do it feel greezy in here? Man I'm gonna blow...."

- Secretary Headspace's comments re: one Jimward JK Kimmel.
April 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Sec...the sec. Wait a minute...the...the secramary of defence ish not...NOT in in recovery freefall! Freeee biiiiird. Yeah."

Nothing to see her folks, 'cept Secretary of Defense Hudspeth crashing out of his 3rd unrecovery of the morning...just like he promised he wouldn't do under oath.
April 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
She widow watching her ASS off for her husband! Also, YSK, Todd's an awesome whaler now!

Did she get the insurance info from the giant white whale the NYT's sent to kill her husband? She goin' need it!
April 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
They grow up and become agents of corporate greed soooo fast.

I'd get him started sampling and making notes of the fine wines off the Four Seasons wine list. Knowledge of the glorious grape juice will serve him well.
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January 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
That tastes sweet. Nomz. Nomz. Leopards.
December 29, 2024 at 12:45 AM
And zee leettle guuurlz. Oh, ouí, he love zee lovelee leettle guurls.
December 28, 2024 at 11:40 PM
We regret to inform the suspect that his UHC do not cover the Dark Web. We don't cover anything that's dark. If you get injured or catch a disease while in the dark YOU ARE UNISURED!

Hope this clarifies your coverage is daylight only.
December 6, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Good Shasta!
December 6, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Pig latin was my choice for ordering for a date. After checking the cash in my pockets I'd order for her.

"Hetay oungyay adylay illway avehay a mallsay okecay."
December 5, 2024 at 9:39 PM