This is sort of fascinating because if you were to turn on pretty much any talk radio station or pick up any tabloid, you'd be forgiven for thinking it was the inverse.

I would not tell anyone if I had won the lottery, but there would be signs.

Still enjoying the rush of not wading through 5 ads for Crypto and the posts of Britain First, Hitler and Don Trump Jnr before seeing anything interesting. It’s like the parable of the frog in the flaming cauldron with 100 tramps wanking off in its face.