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sailor goon
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writer • drummer • district spelling bee champion

seattle area dumbass
ian watkins rest in piss
October 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Reposted by sailor goon
Y’all know what to do
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
also an evergreen reminder that we don’t really have to suffer through full presidential terms
JFK was 43 when he became president! We don't have to keep electing people in their 70s!
February 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
jesse eisenberg somehow becomes 1% more likable to me annually and now he’s sitting at a solid 9%. double digits are within his grasp, it could really be his year.
January 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
i vow to only do heroin two more times if confirmed as NY rat czar
December 5, 2024 at 9:22 AM
how many abortions do i have to pay for to get this dipshit sandblasted into nothingness by 200 mph winds?
Tucker Carlson thinks hurricanes are caused by abortion.

No, he really just said that.

Only a few hours to go and this Trump campaign will consigned to the dustbin of history. Exactly where it belongs.
November 5, 2024 at 7:31 AM
get you someone that does both
October 11, 2024 at 6:38 PM
there will be chud
August 9, 2024 at 5:22 AM
TIL robert patrick of terminator 2 (etc) and richard patrick of nin/filter are brothers
August 1, 2024 at 6:04 PM