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457 year old wyrm | auteur of fine maidensss | sssslay(ing knightss)💅✨| they/them/wyrm/dragon | ifiwasawyrm.straw.page
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VILLAGE SSSO NICE I CHOSSSE NOT TO #PILLAGE IT
November 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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May 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Weather forecassst for the kingdom I jussst burned down
Fucked up weather app saying it’s 140 degrees Fahrenheit outside and saying the high will be 151 degrees
November 19, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Donald Trump announcesss Cyan Bloodbane asss White House Chief of Ssstaff
Library of Congress portrait of Donald Trump Clyde Caldwell's painting of Cyan Bloodbane whispering to the elf king Lorac; a green dragon with red eyes arched over an elvish king in his throne, his hand over an orb with a pained expression.
November 18, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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HE SSAID "WYRM, WHEN THOU GROWETH UP, WILSST THOU BE THE SSSLAYER OF THE NOBLE, THE KNIGHTLY AND THE DAMSSSELSSS?"
Correspondenced submitted to my strawpage that reads "When I was. A Young wyrm. My father. Took me into the kingdom. To burn some houses down."
November 18, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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THOU 👏 NEEDETH 👏 NOT 👏 TRANSSSFORMATION 👏 TINCTURESSS 👏 TO 👏 BE 👏 A 👏 DRAGON 👏

tiss all about the dragon energy
A question submitted to my strawpage (ifiwasawyrm.straw.page) that reads "what if a girl is a dragon but doesn't look like one"
November 18, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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A potion bottle of dragon’s breath labeled in three parts like the soju meme. The first part says “it’s got a kick to it” and the second says “I NEED that maiden” and the third says “when will humanity learn that its pursuits of greed are pointless when all will ultimately turn to dust and ash”
November 14, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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ONE WEEK UNTIL THE DAY OF RECKONING

“LIKETH” THISSS TWEET TO SSSUMMON THE DRAGON LEGIONSSS

“RETWEET” (and VOTE!!!!) TO BLAZE UPON THE BIGOTED

TO THOSSSE IN KINGDOM USA, MAKETH THY VOICE HEARD
A dragon breathing rainbow fire upon a group of knights labeled “Republicans”
October 29, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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NOURISSSH THE SSSELF SO THOU MIGHT PILLAGE THE VILLAGESSS OF THINE FOESS
An underwater dragon swimming near a shipwreck with text in a medieval font that reads “Hark! Hast thou hydrated, fool?”
October 28, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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i hath nearly fainted thrice and thrice again, m’lady, but here…for thee
Dragon’s Milk Bourbon
October 26, 2024 at 5:52 AM
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DnD painting of Cyan Bloodbane and King Lorac with overlaid medieval text that reads “source? t’was reveal to me by the orb”
October 25, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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FORSSSOOTH
Red, Gold, Green, Blue and Sapphire DnD dragons in front of a rainbow background with text that reads “All Dragons Are Gay”
October 24, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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got quite the targeted ad over there; ssstill haven’t had an interesssted sssponssor of thisss acquisssition in my ko-fi unfortunately
Twitter advertisement for a “dragon pussy” candle Dragon pussy candle costs about $40 with shipping
October 23, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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me with thine maidensss
A medieval painting of a dragon in bed with a queen while a king peeks through a window in the door, surprised
October 23, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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#FREAK ON A LEASSSH
A medieval painting of St. Margaret’s dragon on a leash
October 23, 2024 at 3:54 AM