Disclaimer I’m not saying all goths have issues with there parents it’s just these the two classes

Wizards - Cafe gays who have their familiar wear an emotional support vest (Cleric knows it’s bull but lets it slide)
Artificer - Coding Gays

Ranger - Druid’s wife who explores the woods their cottage is in
Rogue - Goths with daddy/mommy issues
Warlock - Goths who are filling the daddy/mommy issues with a toxic sugar daddy/mommy
Sorcerer - Queens who were born this way and definitely can’t hold there liquor
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They know what Marceline looks like right

Whispers in your ear: yes homo

Then after Zarron dies you move on to the Ester cousins

Oops Arron say hello to Barron, then Carron, then Darron, then Earron, then Farron- you get it

A game where you play a level one dnd wizard

Ooh it can be like a Nora/Nate situation where you have to find the sibling of the gender you didn’t pick

I’d put you to good use 😘

I like this but a counter offer powerful men being picked up by even more powerful women

My dad just eats it out of the jar

They have a suction dildo and want you to split roast them

You know I like the show but I don’t like how the host has to execute the guest, and like no one is suspicious that the often very well known guest are never seen again