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iejends.bsky.social
Also can you explain this
As I write a reply to Adnan, there’s a notification that says “The post you’re replying to was marked as being written in Portuguese by its author. Would you like to reply in Portuguese?”
November 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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yessir
Kirby “I want to dead” meme
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Breaking my silence (blocking social media during working hours) to say HELLO????
Notification from TSN titled “Smith Fetches Record Fee,” that says “Liverpool have accepted a world-record £1 million fee from Arsenal for Canadian Olivia Smith, The Guardian reports. Open for more details.”
July 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Jfc bullet dodged
It is currently 27 degrees Celsius in Saskatoon, and mostly cloudy. The air quality index is 9, which is extremely bad, due to wildfires in the Prairies.
May 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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A white cartoon duck, with an orange beak and feet, stares forward with a dismayed expression and points a “finger” into its chest.
May 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Gotta ask the question
Reddit post on r/leafs titled “Did the Sens take out too much from the leafs in r1?”
May 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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banger @jbaines37.bsky.social
Tweet from mathieu joseph propaganda wing (@JackBaines37), replying to me (@iejends): steve staios and jacques martin were in the closet scolding players and I saw one of the players and the player looked at me
May 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Lol, lmao
Relevant people. Burnsy99, @rgross36. BE A PROUD CANADIAN WHEN PIERRE POL WINS PM. I BLOCK TRUDEAU and LIB PARTY SUPPORTERS. CANNOT TOLERATE PEOPLE WHO SPEW STUPIDITY AND IDIOCY. YOU GET BLOCKED.
May 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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I promise I have honestly quit twitter BUT I do have the keys to the account for something I'm doing professionally* and searching up my @ is revealing a lot of replies that I forgot about or missed because of how my notifications were set

*not quite the right word but you get it
Chain of 4 tweets on July 6, 2024. Tweet 1: Hidden by the message "You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more." Tweet 2, from @rgross36: WTF? Tweet 3: Hidden by the same message as tweet 1. Tweet 4, from @rgross36: Just sayin you had your month dude now get lost
May 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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A drawing of a boy with spiky brown hair, wearing a pink shirt and cap, kneeling beside a bed with his elbows on the sheets and his hands clasped in front of his face, as if in prayer. The bedsheets are purple, and the wall/floor of the room are blue. A speech bubble in the top left says “Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny”
May 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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All that for an own goal is crazy
TSN notification on my phone titled "Must See: Pastrnak Highlight..." The actual text reads "Czechia's David Pastrnak pulls the puck between his legs to go around Denmark defenceman Phillip Bruggisser before deking past Dan Vladar for the highlight..." Dan Vladar is also playing for Czechia, so the notification is implying that Pastrnak scored an own goal.
May 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Do they know?
Reddit post on r/Ottawa with a screenshot of a tweet that says Bank Street will be renamed Charge Avenue for the PWHL playoffs. A comment from InfernalHibiscus on the Reddit post says “Move over gays, it’s hockey season now.”
May 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Sens out but Cody Ceci, Matt Duchene, and Evgeni Dadonov through to round 2
On a yellow background, a brown anthropomorphic rabbit (in a similar style as a children’s book illustration) draws a picture with a sad look on its face. The picture has a smiling sun and yellow rocket ship on a blue background. The rabbit sits on a green chair at a wooden table. The top left red text reads “Why Won’t God Blow Up The Sun?” In smaller black text below that is “…do my prayers mean nothing to him?”
May 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Screenshot of a Snapchat story from Niall Horan of him watching game 6 of the Sens-Rangers series in 2017, which the Sens won 4-2. The caption in the center says “Cmon the sens !”
May 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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We gotta go British and have full songs imo
Tweet from “troubled genius” @DaveLoach2: American sports fans: De-fense! De-fense! British sports fans: All right lads, I’ve just worked up a song to the tune of Debussy’s Clair de Lune about an opposing player’s drunk driving charge, I’ll count us off:
April 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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thank you cbc
Newfoundland, Terra Nova-The Peninsulas Tie; 0 votes, 0% margin It's a tie. Open {{electoral_unitName}} results for more details.
April 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Imagine the comments on this if the leafs scored on that double minor? 😭
Sens’ Instagram post for Drake Batherson’s birthday. The graphic says “Happy Birthday Drake Batherson” in white text in the bottom right corner, and has a picture of him standing in the Sens black jersey on the left. The background is a black and white picture of him celebrating during a game.
April 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Can’t even joke around with your pals anymore in the NHL
Headshot of Sean dyche as he stands in front of a green brick wall. His face is really red.
April 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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"It's anti-Italian discrimination" meme from the Sopranos
April 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Yoooo look what I got just now
A shiny Galarian Corsola I hatched in Pokémon Go. It has a round translucent white body with coral-like antennas sticking out. It has a sad face and looks haunted.
April 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Really glad the instructions are this specific because I only know how to go into the gym for exams as a proctor and not as a student
1. Go to the PAC (Physical Activities Complex) 2. Enter at the West entrance 3. Go down all the way to level 1 4. When allowed by proctors, enter and find seat
April 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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the image below is the result of a month of facial hair growth for him, i think you're safe
Black-and-white image of a closeup of Brady Tkachuk sitting in a locker room, with white Sens jerseys hung up behind him. The focus is meant to be his very sparse facial hair.
April 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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A soccer referee walks forward as he holds up a red card during a match where Mexico leads Uruguay 1-0 in the 73rd minute, as a player in a white kit follows him.
February 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Forgot that Toronto is the nearest big city to me and thought that this was just another nail in the coffin
Screenshot showing that I’m listening to Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” on Spotify. The art at the top shows one of Drake’s homes with red pin icons with a black shadow of a person in them in a white background (i.e., sex offender icon). Below the play/rewind/fast forward symbols is a black and white picture of Kendrick leaning against a car, with white text reading “Live events in Toronto” in the top left.
February 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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@jbaines37.bsky.social need you to see this
Screenshot in Pokémon Go showing an encounter with a Kirlia, wearing a black bowler hat and bow tie, standing in a grassy field with buildings in the background. Kirlia is a bipedal, maiden-like humanoid Pokémon that appears to be wearing a tutu. Most of its body is colored white, and there are three ruffles on each hip. Beneath the ruffles, it has skinny green legs with long, pointed feet. Its arms are also thin with two digits each. It has green hair that covers most of its face and reaches its shoulders on either side, resembling two ponytails. Large, red eyes are visible on either side of the hair that covers its face. On each side of its head is a flat, crimson horn that resembles a hairpin.
January 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM