I felt that in my soul

And your kids can go to Prettyboy Elementary! If they survive the night.

My fourth child’s first word was not Mama, not Dada……it was “Mine!”….

I don’t think I want to know what that means.

If you do break down (said as someone who broke down to purchase one for the drive home after a disastrous long car ride to a vacation spot)…..tell them they were on loan specifically for the trip and then have to be returned “library style” and you can hide them until the next time. I’ve heard.

Some people see the graveyard half full, but he sees it as half empty

Arguably worse actually.