I was just thinking about this the other day. Thinking, "Nobody I know has ever cried over anything a MAGA said," and that's because as a whole, they're also ignorant and uneducated.

Without getting permission from us, We The People, or our representatives, either.

Well, who doesn't want to lie on a pair of nice big boobs getting petted? Barnacle dog is living the life.

I always wonder if they're driving around imagining everyone's so jealous of them. But then I think they're driving around thinking "Yeah, Elon's an asshole, but that's okay because I'm an asshole, too."

What emergencies? What crises? Those guys haven't been to work since July, basically.

Having an HVAC guy come around to teach me to use my gas fireplace but also to replace the fancy app-driven thermostat I have for one that I can simply turn UP or turn DOWN. Why I need my heat to be scheduled and programmed I'll never know. It's not convenient AT ALL.

Where's the whipped cream? They need some whipped cream.

The first report I read said 14, then other reports started showing up. So only 4, but I'm sure not for lack of trying. Thanks for the correction.

The difference is that if I decide to zig instead of zag, it's no big deal in my little world. If you're in a position of power & influence, it is a big deal. But it's a big deal worth taking risks for, otherwise you're just a blob of pudding accomplishing nothing, to be respected by nobody.

As long as he dies, that's the important thing. The sooner the better.

What a fucking joke.

Stupid people in charge of public health is just about the worst idea ever.

14 were killed at a child's birthday party in Stockton, CA over the weekend. Nobody cares.

He likes to say he put in the cement because the ladies couldn't walk in their high heels in the grass, but I think it's secretly because he felt too unsteady in the grass.

Her appearance on cNN was the first time I'd ever heard her speak. She's obnoxious.