𓆩𓆪┊𝗤𝗥𝗢𝗪.
@idshootmyself.bsky.social
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𝙨𝙤 𝙖𝙢 𝙄.
𓅪
𝙨𝙤 𝙖𝙢 𝙄.
𓅪
[ acrively refusing to turn around ]
tell me the smell is from you burning food.
tell me the smell is from you burning food.
April 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
[ acrively refusing to turn around ]
tell me the smell is from you burning food.
tell me the smell is from you burning food.
you guys gotta start goin' easy on me.
April 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
you guys gotta start goin' easy on me.
[ deep breath after pulling away, offering the empty can, ]
's called shotgunning, kid, and you should never do it, ever. 'kay?
's called shotgunning, kid, and you should never do it, ever. 'kay?
March 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
[ deep breath after pulling away, offering the empty can, ]
's called shotgunning, kid, and you should never do it, ever. 'kay?
's called shotgunning, kid, and you should never do it, ever. 'kay?
sure. why not. one second.
[ stabs the root beer can. shotguns it in three seconds. ]
[ stabs the root beer can. shotguns it in three seconds. ]
March 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
sure. why not. one second.
[ stabs the root beer can. shotguns it in three seconds. ]
[ stabs the root beer can. shotguns it in three seconds. ]
sorry kid .. thats just how it goes in this family ......
February 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
sorry kid .. thats just how it goes in this family ......
lost mine in the war
February 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
lost mine in the war
just hope there are no stairs nearby ......
February 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
just hope there are no stairs nearby ......
// I WAS STARING AT IT AND SMILING. LIKE YEAH. OKAY. WE'RE COOKING.
February 10, 2025 at 7:10 AM
// I WAS STARING AT IT AND SMILING. LIKE YEAH. OKAY. WE'RE COOKING.