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I Drew the Dicks
@idrewthedicks.bsky.social
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Comedy illustrator. But only dicks.
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idrewthedicks.bsky.social
1st Horseman of the A-cock-alypse: Death.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#FourHorsemenOfTheApocalypse
#Death
A penis with a skull face holding a scythe while riding a pale penis-shaped horse with “DEATH”written on its side.
June 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
3rd Horseman of the A-cock-alypse: Famine.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#FourHorsemenOfTheApocalypse
#Famine
A penis holding scales riding a penis-shaped black horse with “FAMINE” written on its side.
June 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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2nd Horseman of the A-cock-alypse: WAR.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#FourHorsemenOfTheApocalypse
#War
A penis wielding a sword and pointing ahead while riding penis-shaped red horse with “WAR” written on its side.
June 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
1st Horseman of the A-cock-alypse: Conquest.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#FourHorsemenOfTheApocalypse
#Conquest
A penis wearing a crown, holding a bow and arrow riding a penis shaped white horse with “CONQUEST” on its side.
June 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Meme Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#flutist
#flautist
Penis playing a flute while crying.
May 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Pickle Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#pickle
A penis shaped pickle smiling and pointing at itself.
May 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Jester Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#jester
A penis dressed as a jester.
May 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Gumshoe Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
Penis in a trench coat and fedora smoking a cigarette and glancing around suspiciously.
May 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Selfie Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#selfie
#theworldisonfire
A penis smiling taking a selfie in front of a raging fire.
May 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Tricky Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#TrickyDick
#Nixon
#RichardNixon
Grinning penis with a unibrow with arms outstretched flashing peace signs.
May 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Whiskey Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#WhiskeyDick
A puddle with a dazed look on its face.
May 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Cock Pocket.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#hotpocket
A penis in a hot pocket microwave sleeve with instructions written on it including illustrations.
May 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Awkward penis party.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#awkward
A group of penises wearing party hats standing around looking awkward in front of a banner that reads “Party!”
May 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Bro Cock.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
Penis flexing an arm taking a mirror selfie wearing aviator sunglasses.
May 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Mom Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#MothersDay
Penis holding a coffee and a laptop wearing a tutu with a baby penis climbing on her next to a shorter penis grinning and wearing a lucha mask.
May 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Lobster Cock.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#lobster
A penis shaped lobster.
May 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Devilish Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
#devil
#demon
A penis with horns, a tail, holding a pitchfork and wearing an evil grin.
May 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Angelic Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#NSFW
#NSFWart
A penis with a halo holding a harp.
May 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Astonished Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
Penis with eyes wide in a stunned look.
May 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Infect-dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#Infected
#zombie
#28DaysLater
#28YearsLater
Zombie dick with red and yellow eyes and blood around its mouth.
May 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Poison Control Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#MrYuck
A green dick making a disgusted with its eyes closed and its tongue out.
May 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Pole-dancer Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#poledance
A dick performing a pole dance under pink and purple lights.
May 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
It’s gonna be MAY!!

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
#May
#itsgonnabeMAY
Timberlake-like penis sings while trying to escape toy packaging.
May 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Performance anxiety.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#dickjoke
A penis shyly pokes its head out of stage curtains that remarkably resemble the fly of a pair of jeans.
April 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
idrewthedicks.bsky.social
Com-e-Dick…Traj-e-Dick.

#comedy
#humor
#dick
#dickdrawing
#drama
#comedytragedy
Traditional comedy and tragedy masks, drawn as dicks.
April 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM