Tom Wyatt, Ph.D.
@idostats.bsky.social
An academic type: Uselessly overeducated, yet tragically underemployed. Research psychologist and jaded student of the passing parade.
Depends. Did your Thanksgiving table setting include a deviled egg serving platter?
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Depends. Did your Thanksgiving table setting include a deviled egg serving platter?
Now play "Free Bird!"
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Now play "Free Bird!"
What cookbook is that?
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
What cookbook is that?
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one!
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one!
A clear and present danger to coiffures worldwide!
October 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
A clear and present danger to coiffures worldwide!
Give it a little time. When you get to my age, you can turn your hearing aide (excuse me: digital audio assistant) volume down or off altogether.
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Give it a little time. When you get to my age, you can turn your hearing aide (excuse me: digital audio assistant) volume down or off altogether.
I recall a Rapture craze, back in the late 70's. Many of the faithful placed bumper stickers on their cars that read, "In case of the Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned." I found and installed on my Olds rear bumper, a sticker reading, "In case of the Rapture ... can I have your car?"
September 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I recall a Rapture craze, back in the late 70's. Many of the faithful placed bumper stickers on their cars that read, "In case of the Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned." I found and installed on my Olds rear bumper, a sticker reading, "In case of the Rapture ... can I have your car?"
"Feed your head!"
September 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"Feed your head!"
Sounds like a "Seinfed!" episode.
September 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Sounds like a "Seinfed!" episode.
I needed that laugh, many thanks!
August 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I needed that laugh, many thanks!
Although but a "...solid yeoman," and American to boot, I thank you for including a question about my (supposed) noble namesake.
August 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Although but a "...solid yeoman," and American to boot, I thank you for including a question about my (supposed) noble namesake.
Oh, the Humanities!
July 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh, the Humanities!
"OK, Dan. In this scene, you have to figure out the mysterious workings of this Japanese bidet. We're calling this episode, "Ranger Fred and the Riddle of the Sphincter."
June 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"OK, Dan. In this scene, you have to figure out the mysterious workings of this Japanese bidet. We're calling this episode, "Ranger Fred and the Riddle of the Sphincter."
"OK, Dan. In this scene, you have to figure out the mysterious workings of this Japanese bidet. We're calling this episode, "Ranger Fred and the Riddle of the Sphincter."
June 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"OK, Dan. In this scene, you have to figure out the mysterious workings of this Japanese bidet. We're calling this episode, "Ranger Fred and the Riddle of the Sphincter."
Isn't "TS" what the judge told Mike L?
June 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Isn't "TS" what the judge told Mike L?
Don't. That's just what they'll be expecting us to do.
June 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Don't. That's just what they'll be expecting us to do.
I so need this escape! What theater and when do tickets go on sale?
June 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I so need this escape! What theater and when do tickets go on sale?
"She who must be obeyed."
April 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"She who must be obeyed."
Probably just a little dehydrated. He has a hx.
February 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Probably just a little dehydrated. He has a hx.
It's a marketing idea that worked like gangbusters for Cracker Jack: "There's a free prize in every box!"
February 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It's a marketing idea that worked like gangbusters for Cracker Jack: "There's a free prize in every box!"
Special kudos to the first cafe that puts that on its breakfast menu.
January 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Special kudos to the first cafe that puts that on its breakfast menu.
They didn't ask questions like that in 1776! They didn't have time in 1776! No, back in 1776, they were too busy writing songs like, 🎶 Yankee Doodle came to terms ... 🎶
January 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
They didn't ask questions like that in 1776! They didn't have time in 1776! No, back in 1776, they were too busy writing songs like, 🎶 Yankee Doodle came to terms ... 🎶
Just got my first pair last week.
November 30, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Just got my first pair last week.