Abe Simpson ass rant
February 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Abe Simpson ass rant
@barnesandnoble.com hire him cowards
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
@barnesandnoble.com hire him cowards
Carries all the same force of my warnings to my toddler. She knows I can’t do shit.
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Carries all the same force of my warnings to my toddler. She knows I can’t do shit.
Can’t imagine why lawyers are fleeing this office in droves.
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Can’t imagine why lawyers are fleeing this office in droves.
Seeing Walz play possum as a lame duck and being scared shitless of the boogeyman insurrection act has been very disappointing.
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Seeing Walz play possum as a lame duck and being scared shitless of the boogeyman insurrection act has been very disappointing.
Feels like a slap in the face to not give it to a defensive player after one of the best Super Bowl defensive games and seasons ever
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Feels like a slap in the face to not give it to a defensive player after one of the best Super Bowl defensive games and seasons ever
Watching the draft is our version of vote phone banking
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Watching the draft is our version of vote phone banking
The majority of the base would prefer DHS remains unfunded in perpetuity. We’d love to see it.
February 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
The majority of the base would prefer DHS remains unfunded in perpetuity. We’d love to see it.
I am not counting out that these assholes are so hellbent on revenge in Minnesota that they’ll do anything to try to tip the governor race.
February 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I am not counting out that these assholes are so hellbent on revenge in Minnesota that they’ll do anything to try to tip the governor race.
That was one of the best public speeches I’ve ever seen. What a concise way to make the ultimate point.
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM
That was one of the best public speeches I’ve ever seen. What a concise way to make the ultimate point.
They definitely miscalculated thinking their entire base is some guy with a Greek philosopher avatar who wants to binge watch child separation videos.
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
They definitely miscalculated thinking their entire base is some guy with a Greek philosopher avatar who wants to binge watch child separation videos.
It’d be a real shame if the DOJ received a flood of applications from qualified attorneys who were not 100% committed to showing up to interviews. That’d be tragic!
February 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
It’d be a real shame if the DOJ received a flood of applications from qualified attorneys who were not 100% committed to showing up to interviews. That’d be tragic!
It would only take 1% of my brain to be a pedo is a normal thing people say
February 1, 2026 at 2:39 PM
It would only take 1% of my brain to be a pedo is a normal thing people say
Cocaine Bane blows bloody snot rockets on the hotel lobby floor
January 26, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Cocaine Bane blows bloody snot rockets on the hotel lobby floor
Our neighbors flocked to our corners tonight all around the city ready to live another day and protect each other. They will not break us.
January 25, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Our neighbors flocked to our corners tonight all around the city ready to live another day and protect each other. They will not break us.
Jerking off to DOJ sealed motions
January 24, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Jerking off to DOJ sealed motions
We will continue to play inflation political party ping pong until morale improves
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 PM
We will continue to play inflation political party ping pong until morale improves
They operate as a lagging indicator. By the time their consulting class has authorized a message, a new worse crisis has emerged.
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 PM
They operate as a lagging indicator. By the time their consulting class has authorized a message, a new worse crisis has emerged.
I was just driving down there today and it’s horrifying. You can feel the eeriness of what can only be described as occupation.
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I was just driving down there today and it’s horrifying. You can feel the eeriness of what can only be described as occupation.
Who is watching this? Their ratings have to absolutely tank in a month right? Anyone who wants this garbage is watching Fox.
January 7, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Who is watching this? Their ratings have to absolutely tank in a month right? Anyone who wants this garbage is watching Fox.