it's gotten much more beginner friendly since i last played it. but also prepare to watch youtube stage guides and beware of huge wordcounts if you're interested in the story enough to read it lmao

launched in april and shutting down in december.......... they die so young nowadays

and don't even get me started on bedrock like i know that the java version is a technological debt shitpile because the foundation was made by a smol bean nazi in java in 2009 but microsoft could NOT have fumbled the c++ remake and console-mobile integration harder. maybe they could have. ionno

notice how all the best mods are for 1.7.10 and 1.12.2? #hirefans

like i think notch deserves to be put in 3 different saw traps consecutively but also I can't say i enjoy any decision microsoft has made with minecraft. it's just not minecraft anymore. stop calling it minecraft

*minecraft dev meeting at mojang hq* yeah uhhh let's make our game the biggest pile of self-referential slop EVER let's ruin everything forever yeah that seems like a good game design choice

in general i think minecraft after 1.12.2 is NOT minecraft it's something else entirely #notmyminecraft

choke on it nerd (2/3)

also also something i can't not mention is that the piss yellow filter is pretty much exclusive to chatgpt and only appeared after the "turn anything into ghibli" update. i think that's super funny. people with more expertise than me said it's to mark commercial chatgpt usage

re: association with the modern antichrist - i think having his iconic ghibli art style turned into the piss-yellow laughingstock of the ai industry and a telltale sign of someone using the Antichrist Automaton is a fitting punishment

another reason is his flirtation with imperial japanese nationalism - imagine someone making a tender biography of the engineers of the messerschmitt me 262 nazi warplane. that's the wind rises. and also turning the memoirs of nazi tank commander otto carius into a manga was certainly A Choice

i think hayao miyazaki is an atrocity for a multitude of reasons, the biggest one being his "work for pennies til you die of a heart attack" ethic that he forces on everyone else. every ghibli movie is done by dozens of animators that never see the limelight because his name is always at the front

oh i need to give him a week-long limp