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Paolo|ur pagan uncle
@idofuckmonsters.bsky.social
ex Catholic man of many nerdy hobbies, femboy Pagan witch who is bi, aro and a switch. 20, 🇨🇦🇮🇹

Occasionally horny, if uncomfortable with that please dni.

𝓦𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂?
Pinned
Hello, my old account was banned due to someone pretending to be me and stealing money from folks. The left is my old account, the right is the faker

I'm off trying to find my old Mutuals. Pls report the fake guy if he's still on here

#promosky
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November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
mommy issues, daddy issues, religious trauma, burnt out gifted kid

i may be cooked
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
well im a punk rocker yes I am
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
deleting the bible app off my phone to make more storage for memes and porn
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
that one rival battle is traumatic
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
what if we fucked in the pre-made pentacle?
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
personally i do this all year long
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i prefer ai-free, over the top metal album covers DRAWN BY MAN!
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Blimey, a free motor? For yours truly?! *explodes*
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
if you were an ancient Egyptian Pharoah trapped in a funky looking puzzle id let you use my body as a vessel to defeat the evil of the shadow games but you're not nerdy enough to understand that
a silhouette of a person standing in front of a white light .
ALT: a silhouette of a person standing in front of a white light .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
shroomish appreciation post
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i feel as if bad dragon collabs with konami to make yugioh monsters as toys they'd make a killing
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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THOU SHALT NOT CALL WOMEN ‘PIGGY’!

Never. Not once. Not even in a dream. Every decent human being knows this.
Thou Shalt Not Call Women “Piggy"
Can God get a frigging amen?
www.thegodpodcast.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
fucking around on a cult's website because i got nothing better to do
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
who up maoing ze dongs rn?
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
strip yugioh, like strip poker but more nerdy
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
when i die remember me in joey wheeler
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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scooby doo is part of the american canon
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Need to bitch once more about Nintendo prices because why has it GONE UP??? This game is 8 years old!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
clicker training a puppygirl into learning how to play yugioh
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
my lusty gentlemen, who up directing they Sail?
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Betraying all your friends for big hot villian cock cos he calls you Good Puppy
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM