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i listen to music that sounds like shit
technology should have stopped at audio receivers saying “hello” when you turn them on we did not need to go further
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
working at valvoline is a hot boy job
September 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
society has evolved past the point of needing any commentary from dave portnoy
September 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i’m so glad my boss is normal and doesn’t give a fuck about charlie kirk
September 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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good morning to scary women 🖤
September 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Ahem
August 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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According to Amnesty, the updated death toll for journalists in Gaza is 242.

242 journalists have been killed over the course of only 22 months.

For scale, 285 journalists died in the Iraq War over 22 years.

The difference is Israel is purposefully targeting them.
August 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
my saturn really is mf returning!!!!!!!!
May 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Since Congress’s allotted funds have already been improperly unallocated, U.S. citizens are questioning whether they are legally required to continue paying federal taxes.
March 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Today, around ten thousand people gathered at Tesla showrooms across 50 states and internationally to protest Elon Musk (DOGE). We encourage everyone to join again next Saturday, March 8th, with more events planned.
March 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i need to chain smoke on a patio TONIGHT
February 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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That’s more like it.
February 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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💥First Avenue workers across all 7 venues voted UNANIMOUSLY to ratify their groundbreaking union contract!!!

Workers won:
-Big raises, longevity pay that respects years of hard work
-improved scheduling, training and safety policies
-protections for LGBT+ workers
& more!
February 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
my roman empire is ben affleck’s back tattoo
February 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i keep seeing people being like “where are the democrats??? where is congress???” as if our current system is going to save us like…bby girl the only way out is thru!!!!
February 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
working as a PCA is 30% hanging out with your client and 70% hanging out with your client’s pets
February 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Okay, pardon us, but F this. America, you’ve got to stand up.
February 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i feeeel like we’re due for a video of Gal Gadot singing Imagine
February 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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It must feel so good to sit on a rocking chair on the porch outside a saloon
February 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
everyone always talks about “karen’s” but have you ever had to deal with a “dawn”?????
February 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
even when nobody’s got me
12 hours of deep brown noise got me
January 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Remember, the national parks welcome everyone.
January 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
stars were looking rather insane-o last night ✨
January 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM