Sounds like a John Prine lyric

Shitposting about the Mariners is still baseball writing, Nathan.

In fact, billionaires should no longer exist. It’s well past time.

Fancy box mac and cheese is superior adult behavior. Never let anyone tell you otherwise.

I have to think he’d give some consideration to the Team President role in Atlanta. But definitely not coaching under someone reporting to Blank. He’d want full autocracy.

I know that’s the joke, but it’s fun to write it out.

That’s right. He was born a feckless doofus entitled to run an NFL franchise!