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Penny Merman
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She/Her late-30s cartoonist, comic maker, sprite artist, pornographist, 3D set-builder, and jester, with an EMMY™ nominated husband.
I'm trying my best!
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Reach out and touch somebody?!
Sassy gets caught being jealous of Arena, because Claire thinks she's talking about Lori. It's actually totally fine to be jealous of Lori, she wouldn't be that upset about it. Claire breaks the 4th wall, or rather bends Sassy around it, because she's confused. This is to remind you that, despite all the talking, this is still a cartoon. Claire now knows what freaked Arena out and thinks that Sassy is really mean (complimentary).
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Another Enemy of the Wife Transference Machine
Sassy explains her pause about bothering to get tested for autism, or even accept it as a possibility, and reveals it's because she's stressed about a weird idea she had. Claire gets mad at Sassy for being frivolous with her marriage after having a rocky romantic life for all of her twenties and some of her thirties. Sassy claims it's because Gates is a very easy person to be married to. Claire mentions her love of being creampied after Sassy shares her pregnancy woes with her. We've all been there. Sassy makes a ham-handed segue. Sassy relays her own version of the story of Gates giving Lori the engagement ring she bought for her, even though the real story is that Gates bought the ring too long before proposing to return it, and it wasn't worth enough to hock.
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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His reason for breaking up with her: shirt has too many buttons.
Midge Buttons, a bespectacled blonde woman in her mid-30s, wearing a sweater with approximately 200 buttons from Vertigo. She wears three or four such shirts in different colors throughout the movie, as if she's cycling through her pallets from a fighting game.
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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An egg from an egg makes the whole world blind.
Sassy reminds Claire that if she were to live with her kids, her kids would be where she lives. Sassy tries to explain the way colleges actually work, which no one cares about, and then transitions to talking about a stim toy Sassy is evasive about the possibility of her being autistic, Claire is trying to be supportive about it. Sassy and Claire are both being weird about things.
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Double Lesbian Parent Trap (Self-Inflicted)

Read all about it! www.pilotside.us/comic/glowin...
Read about something else that will be related to it eventually: www.pilotside.us/comic/glowin...
Part 13 "Two Bisexual Neurodivergent Divorcees Attempt to Have Multiple Conversations at the Same Time" Claire Southie, a skunk, and Dr. Sassolina Gasongas are having a video call. Claire just finished explaining to Sassy that she's going to try to marry her ex-husband's soon-to-be-ex-wife so that SHE keeps custody of the children. Sassy thinks that Claire shouldn't be surprised if she gets a "no," as this is an absurd plan cooked up by a woman who was very likely high as hell on edibles when she thought of it. But, she still thought it was a good idea when she sobered up, which is telling. Sassy suggests that Claire may have to give up sex work as a condition of marrying her children's stepmom, and Claire isn't happy about it, as she is responsible as a sex worker, and has absolutely had a much more vitriolic version of this conversation plenty of times.
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Nightmare blunt rotation/ polycule as a threat
A screencap from The Seventh Seal.
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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The characters from The Glowing Hearts chapter 14, in various Halloween costumes, or simply adult drinking outfits.
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Transfiguration is going to come for me at last, and I will burn hotter than the sun (gay, positive)
Lori storms off from Gates, not to be seen in-person again for years, only sending the occasional email to check in. Gates suggests that this all worked out just fine and that the story has a happy ending. She mentions that she DID eventually give the ring back to Lori, but a cut-away reveals that it was the emotionally destroy Scum, a sort of positive form of revenge? I guess? An overly elaborate come-on? Lori is delighted to feel completely unburdened about doing some butch shit to her fiancee, Scum is delighted in a way that it's unlikely she had experienced before HRT. Gates makes a comment about Lori's pussy being a trans girl factory.
October 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Kermit the frog playing "Rainbow Connection"
October 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Some girls only one thing and it's disgusting.
The disgusting thing that some girls want.
October 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Generally speaking, you SHOULD avoid telling someone one of the worst and most mortifying moments of your life on a first date, unless it has a good punchline.
Lori tells Gates, in no uncertain terms, that she will not be marrying her. Lori thinks this relationship fuckin' sucks. Lori tells Gates "it's not you, it's me, but it's also you."
October 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I mean, if we absolutely, positively HAVE to get a surgery.
Shelley and Gates discuss getting bottom surgery, Shelley suggests getting a switcheroo.
October 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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House MD.
Blanche, from the movie House, wearing a doctor headband thing.
October 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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examples
The Glowing Hearts, saying horny stuff.
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Arena living the consequences of wearing a tie around a sadist.
Arena getting choked and almost cumming.
October 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Dinner conversation

Discover this chapter by READING IT: www.pilotside.us/comic/glowin...
The title card for sub-chapter 12: "A Ring that Only Reveals It's True Power to an Out Lesbian" An establishing shot of a Chinese Restaurant and an Indian Restaurant. The Shanghai Inn is an actual restaurant in Chicago, near the Ravenswood brown line stop. Their Mongolian Beef rules. As far as I know you can't rent a room there. Arena and Gates are chatting about what a date actually is. They are both dressed in fancy garb. Arena is wearing a black headband, a fire flower necklace, and a slinky blue-green dress to match her eyes, while Gates is wearing a shiny purple dress, a collar and pigtails. She feels weird about putting her hair up like this, but knows it's a thing for Arena so she's dealing with it. Arena is having the approach to dating explained to her while eating soup. Gates has already finished most of hers. Gates talks about proposing and being told to fuck off, which transitions to a flashback. In the flashback, a pre-transition Gates is proposing to Lori Pointilleux, a rabbit librarian, dressed in a tight, shiny blue dress. The "film quality" is atrocious compared to anything we've seen thus far.
October 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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A series of images I found on my computer labeled "Wrestling solutions."
A roof shaped ring, utilizing an incline. Probably deadly. A full sized ring inside of a double sized ring. Why not? What do you have to lose? A ring with vertical ring ropes, attached to an unsecured light fixture. An OSHA violation for sure. A ring with 9 turnbuckles, instead of the customary 3. This one is fine, no one would have a problem with this one except a whiner.
October 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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You gonna take that from a guy in a fuckin' *Morp.* shirt???

Read the previous sub-chapters of this mega-chapter! www.pilotside.us/comic/glowin...
The title card for Part 11 of chapter 13 Sassy is with her first husband in a record store. She is 24. She's wearing a Star Trek TNG engineering t-shirt, has a side-shave, and small light blue gym shorts. She has more of a cat's eye style of glasses. She is excited to show her husband a record. Marguff has decided that he dislikes Latin Freestyle, a genre that only lasted for a short period of time but has some true bangers. He shits on the record. In the last panel it is revealed that this group's lead singer is Sassy's mother. It is also haphazardly revealed that Sassy's parents were not married when she was born, which, honestly fuck you if that matters to you. It is strongly implied that this is the event that precipitated their divorce.
October 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Matching the subtlety of an AEW shirt with the merch of my characters who wrestle.
Vanessa, next to a shirt that reads "The *NINE* trans women that I am fucking assure me that I am not a chaser."
October 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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A pointless exercise in irritation: Some people still label the 4th and 6th Final Fantasies as 2 and 3, despite the fact that this was corrected 25 years ago, so here is a chart for the Final Fantasy games by release order in Japan and the US.
October 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I can tell you the exact day I became poly because I sat down and drew this less than 10 minutes after having a heartfelt discussion with my husband.
Shelley to Jessica, Tisl and Wistare: "Now that the possibility of people watching me have sex exists, I have to lay out some ground rule. Rule #1: NO Booing."
October 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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song girls
Shelley, Tisl, Wistare and Jessica from my comic, referencing music that one could listen to if so inclined.
October 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Converting this image of The Dirty Pair into the "shithead who ruins everything and gets away with it" pride flag.
The dirty pair criss crossing their applesauce. the "shithead who ruins everything and gets away with it" pride flag.
October 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Warning: You cannot trick EVERY transman into physical labor, but it's still worth trying.
Arena's mom Martina needs CRTs moved into the basement. Hank and Garland agree to do it, Martina is not particularly nice about it! Garland and Hank suspect that they've been tricked. Garland and Hank have been complimented, meaning that they will now do whatever for however long is needed.
September 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Girl who hated being a child toy store ASMR
Arena is in a Toys "R" Us, recounting the creeping sense of dread she felt upon entering the store. The store is represented by a photograph from RetailRyan on Flickr.
September 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM