idesofapril
@idesofapril.bsky.social
insulin resistance: it's what's for breakfast!
still using social media like it's a RSS feed
still using social media like it's a RSS feed
Someone's up early...
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Someone's up early...
not the non-potable water emoji 😭we gettin dysentery with this one, fellas 🗣️🔥😭
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
not the non-potable water emoji 😭we gettin dysentery with this one, fellas 🗣️🔥😭
Got another one in you, or are you all out of oxygen after all that climbing?🗻🐍
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Got another one in you, or are you all out of oxygen after all that climbing?🗻🐍
Another day in the mines, I see 🗻⛏️👷🏻♀️
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Another day in the mines, I see 🗻⛏️👷🏻♀️
How selfless… no reward for a job well done, right back to the task at hand!👷🏻♀️🐍
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
How selfless… no reward for a job well done, right back to the task at hand!👷🏻♀️🐍
It seems like you’ve been under a lot of stress recently. Do you really think you can hold out for another 7.5 hours before you release all that tension? Do you have it in you to hold out? Why not give yourself a little something to take the edge off, nobody needs to know 🐍
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It seems like you’ve been under a lot of stress recently. Do you really think you can hold out for another 7.5 hours before you release all that tension? Do you have it in you to hold out? Why not give yourself a little something to take the edge off, nobody needs to know 🐍
Don’t you want to launch some 🎆 off the top of that 🗻? Loosen up a little, it’s hump day 🐍
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Don’t you want to launch some 🎆 off the top of that 🗻? Loosen up a little, it’s hump day 🐍
you're welcome, critter 🖤🐍
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
you're welcome, critter 🖤🐍
Of course, but as always politeness goes a long way, so I think we'd love to hear a "thank you" once you're all taken care of 🍵🐍
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Of course, but as always politeness goes a long way, so I think we'd love to hear a "thank you" once you're all taken care of 🍵🐍
Got another mountain-climbing session in you, maybe? Or is the air too thin and your muscles too sore already? 🗻🐍
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Got another mountain-climbing session in you, maybe? Or is the air too thin and your muscles too sore already? 🗻🐍
Good little critter 💝🐍
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Good little critter 💝🐍
Sure you don’t want another? A little treat for a job well done yesterday? 🍪🐍
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sure you don’t want another? A little treat for a job well done yesterday? 🍪🐍
Since you’re so hell-bent on 🧗♀️today, why not just keep yourself on a rolling boil ♨️🌡️ all day long? Water boils faster at higher altitudes, after all 🗻🍲🐍
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Since you’re so hell-bent on 🧗♀️today, why not just keep yourself on a rolling boil ♨️🌡️ all day long? Water boils faster at higher altitudes, after all 🗻🍲🐍
Huh. Climbing a summit in anticipation of a stream already? No delicious cup of coffee with extra cream and sugar to wake you up this morning? ☕️🐍
November 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Huh. Climbing a summit in anticipation of a stream already? No delicious cup of coffee with extra cream and sugar to wake you up this morning? ☕️🐍
I thought Jersey Devils were known for their jumping and flying skills… why are you climbing? 🍎🐍
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I thought Jersey Devils were known for their jumping and flying skills… why are you climbing? 🍎🐍
But imagine if it WASN’T that kind of emotion! Isn’t the thought of disobedience, and of repercussions, thrilling? 🍎🐍
October 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
But imagine if it WASN’T that kind of emotion! Isn’t the thought of disobedience, and of repercussions, thrilling? 🍎🐍
Proof that you should never let your dreams be memes 💤🐍💭
October 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Proof that you should never let your dreams be memes 💤🐍💭