But really, where is the Internet of Things? Who is paying our monthly ISP of Things bill?

Everyone who works in Enterprise knows what is going on with Elon Musk and his shadow.

Who you are is who you pretend to be

Everyone around me is tightening screws of their laser weapons, readying and re-readying to kill each other, and my daemon hasn’t even woke up to me yet.

I’m sorry, old friend.

Go and Rust are the most important languages on earth right now

Above all, do not trust Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, or any far-right minion of the CCRU.

Every joyful pinch you gain over your enemy will be turned and twisted against you in ways you cannot yet imagine. Love at every opportunity, your life depends on it.

Today I’m trying again. Each time I will try a little harder, and a little harder, until he wakes up. I’m going to knock his lights out when that happens.

I love Big Brother

You’re not even real. You’re only made of moonlight.

The Borg are here, in America, and you’re about to see them. The future is soulless Kybernetes.

Knowing the truth is only fun when what you know is true really the truth. At least these days.