GREETINGS! I am Wreck-Gar! I—Err…. Wait, come again? I think I’m seeing double…! Or that funny Déjà Vu thing? Or both…?!

GREETINGS! I've always wondered what'd it be like having a little buddy by my side? If I did I would want one of those doggies I see in purses downtown, or maybe a goldfish so I can walk it down the sidewalk when it floods! I even have the perfect sized leash for it!

HOLY COW!!! It’s just like looking through a mirror! A special mirror at that! Now I just GOTTA put this on my backpack so it’s with me wherever I go! Thanks, buddy!

Aw man, Ratchet or Bumblebee or ANY of my Autobot friends aren’t picking up on these comm lines they gave me! I wonder what’s going on? If it was an emergency, I can help! I’m a HERO too! …Right?

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this amazing doodle was made by my friend @pharmakokinetiks.bsky.social !!! INCREDIBLY talented you guys gotta check him out NOWWEEE!!!! heres a test drawing of weird al in the tfa style he wanted to show off :D

Why, YES, actually!!! I don't get to share this picture often, but WOW! He's a very swell guy, and has a great sense of humor! Mister Weird Al and I are compared a LOT, but personally... I don't really see it!

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OMFGDJEOBBFH I NEED TO SHOW OFF WHAT MY BF DREW RIGHT NOW I CANT STOP GIGGLING @ratchet-hatchet.bsky.social

But wait! You need to ask who, or else the joke's not going to work!

...And I STILL don't know what a Megatron is!

BAH WEEP GRAANAAH WEEP NI-NI BONG! 👋

They call me Worthless-Wreck-Walking-Pile-Of-Garbage, but if that's a mouthful for you, they call me Wreck-Gar for short!

I'm still learning many things about this world, but now, I know how to help those in need! Fear not citizens, because I'm a HERO!!!!!

I am Wreck-Gar, your friendly neighborhood Autobot!