We have computer chips. Buy them.

Adding AI to our new calculator. It can't solve equations correctly but is very good at making stew. To an odd degree. We didn't program it to do this, we don't think it even knows what stew is but it is very good at it regardless. $79.99 on sale now.

Please buy the IT48 48-bit microcalculator. We have so many we had to shut down the factory.

Adding AI to our next missile design so we can blame it for the faulty guidance system (we just reused unsold IT9095s) (don't tell the Department of Defense).

Accepting naming ideas for our brand new rocket guidance system guys give us a straight fire name.

Updated our logo because the old one was straight cheeks.

A truly chilling fact.

Ok chat do we start selling missile guidance systems again or was the IT9095 too big of a flop to ever get back in the game?

im uop programing softwrae.