I just want to voice this so you can hear it how it came out

Instead, he misspoke, and said,

'Ba barker ba barry, ba beeter ba boos,' before pausing, and ending it with, 'baby.'

He slinked off in defeat after that, but I still feel the Fremdschämen.

BTW how he was being racist and creepy was he asked her out by first saying, 'do you need a master?'.

Which is fucking spectacular. Like.

Why?

Anyways, he got flummoxed and tried to say, 'the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice, baby. '

But he didn't say that.

That's not what came out.

... sounding boards for greater American 'morality', what a joke.

Human beings don't give a shit about each other. Not really.

They just give a shit about how they themselves feel. And if that seems to intersect with greater reality or morality, then they claim that it's an acknowledgement of that

America kills the living shit out of innocent people all the time. Why's this the thing that made them so sad?

And also, lol. lmao. The very idea that these people's deaths are being used not for their actual value (that they had nothing to do with anything America was doing) but just as...

how do you not pick them up and kiss their little foreheads? i don't know

I'm going to complain to get it out of my system

[transforms into a Goblin™ at the end]