My friend said I should post my power washing work on the dedicated subreddit. He doesn't know it's an electric power washer, he may as well condemn me to hell.

I imagine the feeling of shopping at Costco on a weekday morning while wearing headphones is what heroin must feel like.

Make dog poop white again.

Normalize eggnog. Sangria eggnog. Pina colada eggnog. Oktoberfest eggnog.

There should be a limit on how many days past a holiday my coworkers are allowed to ask me how my holiday was. Like, 2 business days MAX.

When Mariah Carey comes on the 'Holiday Classics' Alexa curated playlist and I scream "SKIP IT" and my husband yells "NO DON'T" from the other room I imagine recounting the scene in divorce court.

There are apps for converting tweets into images. What options do we have for Bluesky posts?

I spent the majority of my adult life avoiding Twitter. But this place? I dig.