The audacity of that man to say “I’d be willing to sleep with her sometimes” after he CHEATEDDDD ON MEEEEEEEE

It’s me and this burnt geek bar against the world

I hate having a fun class but we’re talking about shit I already know so it’s no longer fun.

Girlhood is a spectrum
Do I wanna play Oblivion?
Or nap for 5 hours.

Sit in class typing in my computer and nodded while paying attention to the lesson (I’m playing a typing game and pretending to me productive)

Going from a “work 5 times a week workaholic, never has free time because she’s always out with friends” person to a
“College kid whose classes end at 2 and now I have free time”
Is the worse thing on the entire planet.

I’m gonna toot on @cyzaz.bsky.social

A CIGARETTE HAS HIT MY HANDSSS!!!!

If you like smosh then you have my permission to remove ALL articles of your clothing.
All.

These men in my psychology class are playing chess and some of the moves they make have made it VERY clear that they don’t pay attention in this class at all.

Date idea.
You - sit still and make viscous eye contact with me
Me - rants about the hunchback of notre dame for 3.45 hours.
Us - starts kissing passionately.

If you open your van and I see a singular cigarette on the metal floor…
I’m getting in.