Ichacawab
ichacawab.bsky.social
Ichacawab
@ichacawab.bsky.social
Ride the Ninky-Nonk and thank me later!
I've only ever faked an orgasm once.

Not my proudest moment, the shame, the subsequent guilt and the look of horror on that mugger still haunt me!
May 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Today's Yoga pose:

The Imposing Chicken
May 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Reposted by Ichacawab
Here's your chance to vote on the Express poll about the new US trade deal...

(NOTE: The link will take you directly to the poll, bypassing the main Express website, so you won't be contributing to their ad revenue. Ignore the request for an email address.)

xd.wayin.com/display/cont...
May 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Reposted by Ichacawab
The USA saw Starmer coming a million miles away...

There's a reason why nobody else has agreed a trade deal yet: you don't reward bullies.

www.commerce.gov/news/press-r...
May 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Starmer: "I have in my hand a piece of paper...."
May 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Reposted by Ichacawab
When a WW2 veteran runs over a Swasticar in a Sherman tank
May 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
TODAY'S YOGA POSE:

The Flatulent Windmill
May 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Not meaning to worry all of you sat waiting to see your therapists right now....but check the amount of space after "the". It could be two words!
May 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Been trying to suckle my toaster onto the new washing machine but can't find the teats. Must have been mis-sold a male one (again!) #bbcwatchdog
May 7, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The wife's been re-reading 50 Shades Of Grey. She purred at me that she wanted to be put in the red room!

So i'm sat here with my cocktail, watching the fire brigade trying to cut her out of the post box! #goodgame
May 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
TODAY'S YOGA POSE:

THE DEFLATED PUG
May 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Another day of not waking up in a solid gold flying chariot and being fed trifle by naked hotties! #FML
May 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
TODAY'S YOGA POSE:

THE ENTROPIC SPIRAL
May 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
This trend of scraping what you've made with a kitchen knife on food videos has got to stop!

Yes it's crispy...well done....f*ck off!
May 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM