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Sharing new drugs discovered on Law and Order SVU.
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Coroner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Ashtray Joy. Found her naked on a trampoline yellin' "My name is Paula Deen, welcome to my kitchen!"
June 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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It's called Fat Walrus, It's made from ketamine and Ambien. Found this dude on a tricycle wearin' nothin' but a aqua apron buildin' a diorama of Castle Grayskull.
June 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Kids are callin' it Galaxy Boosters. He set a dumpster on fire behind a pet store and huffed the fumes until he thought he was surrounded by a bunch of pigeons wearin' toupes.
June 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Melinda says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Kaleidoscope Scramble. It's made from peanuts and resin.
June 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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They're callin' it Biker's Backpack. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a Jiffy Lube gettin' paid to do karaoke with librarians.
June 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Turns out that joint was laced with catnip and margarine. Dealers are callin' it Facebook Bassoon.
June 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Lab says she was wacked out on some new drug called Sicilian Pudding. Found her naked in some bushes yellin' "Hide me from the Kinder Eggs!"
June 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Medical examiner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Liquid Loaf. It's made from Tapatio and bath salts.
June 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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They're callin' it Avocado Neck. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a Motel 6 gettin' paid to teach workshops on metaverse legs.
June 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Bone Powder. Dude was givin' a SXSW talk on usin' blockchain to put on makeup, suddenly he was floatin' out the window in a drone powered hammock.
June 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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They're callin' it Finger Walrus, It's made from Redbull and Ambien. Found this dude at an anime convention naked except for a corduroy blindfold sending group-texts of plush wiener dogs to all of his ex-girlfriends.
June 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Medical examiner says she OD'd on somethin' called Kitchen Cubes. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a pair of jorts, strapped to a stick of salami.
June 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Medical examiner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Blue Rhythm. Found her naked in a barn screamin' "Beware the bread sticks!"
June 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Street name is Walrus Baklava, It's made from meth and Ambien. Found this chick inside a giant pipe organ wearin' nothin' but some aqua suspenders giving herself a tattoo of Coach Z.
June 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Toxicology found traces of molly and palmetto bugs. They're callin' it Vanilla Fritter. It's a deep-fried drug Fritter from Florida.
June 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Dr. Warner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Basement Pickles. It's made from egg whites and PCP.
June 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Warner says she was high on somethin' called Barnyard Bender. It's an anti-psychotic pill for sea lions.
June 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Melinda says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Fairy Bromicide. It's made from Velveeta and banana peels.
June 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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It's called Walrus Gristle, It's made from Kibbles 'n Bits and Ambien. Found this chick at Penn Station wearin' nothin' but a pair of violet crocs sending group-texts of yoga instructors to all of her ex-boyfriends.
June 6, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Coroner found traces of banana peels and hemp milk. It's called Savory Cheese. It's an artisanal drug Cheese from Bushwick.
June 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Warner says she OD'd on somethin' called Illuminati Muscles. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a pair of jorts, chained to a clown wig.
June 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Dealers are callin' it Fear Bobo. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up at Comic-Con covered in McRibs.
June 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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It's called Righteous Jam. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up at an art show in bushwick covered in fabric softener.
June 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Coroner says she was high on somethin' called Sidewalk Time Warp. It's a pain killer for anteaters.
June 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Dr. Warner says he was high on somethin' called Chiba Rhythm. It's a nootropic for great danes.
June 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM