icesurfer.bsky.social
@icesurfer.bsky.social
Infosec Swiss Army Knife. Tec diver. Occasional (but published) travel photographer. Opinions are all mine and usually wrong.
The alternative was risking to be on island A while the diving gear was only delivered to island B.
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Words like "Fremdsham" and "Schadenfreude" make me want to learn German, because who knows what other treasures I could discover :)
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What I cannot comprehend is the people chuckling. To me, it is the epitome of fremdscham.
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
VCs will fall in love as soon as I utter the word "quantum". It will be like casting a spell.
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The hard part is that, once you've made them, you can't really tell where those little suckers are *and* how fast they are going.
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Didn't catch that. Immediate block.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One minute faster than me, damn!!

(Great job!)
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Only if you have better data, JD. Only then. Otherwise you just STFU.
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
On the implausibility scale of a lot of James Bond past movies, it would not even score that high.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
[Career counselling session]
- I have no skills, nobody wants to give me a job
- Sorry to hear that, sir. What's your name?
- Max Toth
- Toth? Like the Egyptian god?
- Uh, yes, I guess
- I have the perfect job for you, and all you need is a typewriter
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Magnetic North has migrated, undead pharaohs in Egyptian pyramids can't figure out why their razorblades are now all blunt, and this was very bad publicity.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM