IceLaic
@icelaic.bsky.social
Training to fight a horse in single combat
she/her
I’m not an expert in photography, cooking, or homosexuality. This is a place for me to practice all three. Also my cat’s name is Abyss~
she/her
I’m not an expert in photography, cooking, or homosexuality. This is a place for me to practice all three. Also my cat’s name is Abyss~
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IceLaic
@icelaic.bsky.social
· Feb 12
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I need to spice up my vocabulary. Maybe I should start bringing back “indubitably”
September 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I need to spice up my vocabulary. Maybe I should start bringing back “indubitably”
Me standing in front of the mirror, visibly crying, trying to be more confident:
“… th-this too… c-c-can be y-yuri…”
“… th-this too… c-c-can be y-yuri…”
September 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Me standing in front of the mirror, visibly crying, trying to be more confident:
“… th-this too… c-c-can be y-yuri…”
“… th-this too… c-c-can be y-yuri…”
Why would I need my own desires when I can just copy everyone else’s homework?
September 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Why would I need my own desires when I can just copy everyone else’s homework?
Tatsuki Fujimoto NEEDS to be studied in a lab. The latest chapter of Chainsaw Man confirmed this.
July 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Tatsuki Fujimoto NEEDS to be studied in a lab. The latest chapter of Chainsaw Man confirmed this.
In a just world, I’d have legions of pretty lady knights attending to me for anything I needed. Or at least I would be the knight for legions of pretty ladies who need attending…
July 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
In a just world, I’d have legions of pretty lady knights attending to me for anything I needed. Or at least I would be the knight for legions of pretty ladies who need attending…
I think this poutine should qualify me for Canadian citizenship automatically. I think they should beg for me to move there.
June 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I think this poutine should qualify me for Canadian citizenship automatically. I think they should beg for me to move there.
Crab cakes, remoulade, and a pilaf behind it
June 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Crab cakes, remoulade, and a pilaf behind it
The runback: an eggs benedict so good it will make you believe in the beauty of life again
May 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The runback: an eggs benedict so good it will make you believe in the beauty of life again
Lesbianism is my giant glowing weak spot like a Star Fox boss. One nice comment from a pretty lady and I’m on fire cursing your name.
May 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Lesbianism is my giant glowing weak spot like a Star Fox boss. One nice comment from a pretty lady and I’m on fire cursing your name.
Being in your thirties is like. You a largely understand your psychic woes, finally, but you have to learn a bunch of new physical woes.
April 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Being in your thirties is like. You a largely understand your psychic woes, finally, but you have to learn a bunch of new physical woes.
There are only warlocks, and no warkeys. This is because they’re all bottoms.
April 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
There are only warlocks, and no warkeys. This is because they’re all bottoms.
The group chat is debating whether or not the undead count as necrophilia like they’re in “The School of Athens”
March 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The group chat is debating whether or not the undead count as necrophilia like they’re in “The School of Athens”
Grinding up soybeans into the groundwater to forcefem the trees. I need to reduce the pollen count.
March 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Grinding up soybeans into the groundwater to forcefem the trees. I need to reduce the pollen count.
I’m not trying to be anything. I’m just autistic with very little self control, and the self emerges naturally.
March 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’m not trying to be anything. I’m just autistic with very little self control, and the self emerges naturally.
When will “be gay, do crimes” finally include the laws of physics?
February 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
When will “be gay, do crimes” finally include the laws of physics?
If a lady has 3+ rings on, she’s probably either queer or a Sonic the Hedgehog character. The likelihood of both goes up with quantity.
February 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If a lady has 3+ rings on, she’s probably either queer or a Sonic the Hedgehog character. The likelihood of both goes up with quantity.
“I will die on this hill” says local woman known for dying in valleys.
February 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“I will die on this hill” says local woman known for dying in valleys.
“heck” has diverged significantly enough in usage from “hell” that it no longer is a valid replacement term.
February 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“heck” has diverged significantly enough in usage from “hell” that it no longer is a valid replacement term.
I keep my blood sugar high so my future vampire girlfriend will fall in love on first bite
February 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I keep my blood sugar high so my future vampire girlfriend will fall in love on first bite
I had a lightbulb go out at home… does anyone know any very tall lesbians who could come over and replace it for me? No other reasons.
February 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I had a lightbulb go out at home… does anyone know any very tall lesbians who could come over and replace it for me? No other reasons.