iced_garfield
@icedgarfield.bsky.social
So just sit back, and relax, and let me have your head for a minute
Brick Squad! Brick Squad! Everything is Brick Squad!
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Brick Squad! Brick Squad! Everything is Brick Squad!
Coworker suggested to me the Superman comic where he lands in the USSR instead of America
October 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Coworker suggested to me the Superman comic where he lands in the USSR instead of America
Perfect laundromat music, really knowing their audience
October 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Perfect laundromat music, really knowing their audience
My cat soy faced at his new scratch pad
September 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My cat soy faced at his new scratch pad
Training the kitten how to stand up against the cage and throw some quick strikes to try to gain back some points with the judges
August 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Training the kitten how to stand up against the cage and throw some quick strikes to try to gain back some points with the judges
These two are only a couple months apart in age but the kitten is already doubling the puppy
August 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
These two are only a couple months apart in age but the kitten is already doubling the puppy
An NPC walked up to me with the quest of finding this lost dog's home
August 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
An NPC walked up to me with the quest of finding this lost dog's home
Spent 12 hours in the woods looking for this idiot. His punishment? As much of his favorite food as he wants, forever.
July 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Spent 12 hours in the woods looking for this idiot. His punishment? As much of his favorite food as he wants, forever.
The new sister company to Bed Bath & Beyond
June 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The new sister company to Bed Bath & Beyond
Not sure anything will beat the orb photo, but every time Trump goes to the middle east he always produces a picture that will stick with me for life.
May 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Not sure anything will beat the orb photo, but every time Trump goes to the middle east he always produces a picture that will stick with me for life.
He seems to be confusing his own dysgenic family for people with autism.
April 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
He seems to be confusing his own dysgenic family for people with autism.
There was no need to enter my line of vision in such a haunting manner, Dorian
April 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
There was no need to enter my line of vision in such a haunting manner, Dorian
Go ahead and call me the Mountain Grinch cause I just robbed Dewville of all the presents
March 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Go ahead and call me the Mountain Grinch cause I just robbed Dewville of all the presents
She can smell the beef tallow sweats coming off him, and she wants more.
March 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
She can smell the beef tallow sweats coming off him, and she wants more.
Get in the nomination, Kamala. The Third Impact cannot come to pass without it. Instrumentality must be achieved.
March 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Get in the nomination, Kamala. The Third Impact cannot come to pass without it. Instrumentality must be achieved.
Was reminded of the time Cuomo wore a shirt that perhaps revealed he has pierced nipples
March 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Was reminded of the time Cuomo wore a shirt that perhaps revealed he has pierced nipples
The slavery abolition movement in America had about 1% approval rating before the civil war. Matty would have been one of the people arguing we couldn't end it cause the economy, saying he agrees in principle but not with the loud protestors, and that it isn't politically salient right now.
March 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The slavery abolition movement in America had about 1% approval rating before the civil war. Matty would have been one of the people arguing we couldn't end it cause the economy, saying he agrees in principle but not with the loud protestors, and that it isn't politically salient right now.
Why don't you take a seat
February 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Why don't you take a seat
Somebody crashed into the Tesla chargers at the local gas station. Talked to a worker, said someone hit them and then ran off on foot so probably just substance related.
February 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Somebody crashed into the Tesla chargers at the local gas station. Talked to a worker, said someone hit them and then ran off on foot so probably just substance related.
This is a fantastic example of why IQ is nonsense. A huge part of that test is about color pattern recognition, but the color blue has incorporated several colors to several different groups of people throughout history. So they'd fail, entirely based on their culture, not intelligence.
February 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is a fantastic example of why IQ is nonsense. A huge part of that test is about color pattern recognition, but the color blue has incorporated several colors to several different groups of people throughout history. So they'd fail, entirely based on their culture, not intelligence.