If you remember that the people who think "immigrants come here to take our jobs" and "immigrants come here to rape women and children" are all people from the American South, it's very easy to understand how those thoughts can coexist.

I'm glad Democrats are positioning themselves as the alternative to Donald Trump by *checks notes* replacing a man who took illegal foreign bribes with a man accused of sexual assault.

Immigrants aren't showing up to church because they think they're going to be deported, which is all the proof you need that American Christianity gives zero fcks about Jesus and is actually just FASCISM.

Dog? Dog. Dogs! Dog. Daawwwggg. Dog. This dog. All dogs.

The last thing you see before your relationship implodes in an epic argument

America: locks up the shampoo and razors so people won't steal them

Spain: locks up the canned fish so people won't steal them