Ice Cream Maker Guy
@icecreammakerguy.bsky.social
I like to picture Jesus as a mischievous badger….
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December 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I like to picture Jesus as a mischievous badger….
That’s the look of someone currently filling their Depends…
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
That’s the look of someone currently filling their Depends…
When he’s already got you purring like a Nexu……he dials it up again
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November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
When he’s already got you purring like a Nexu……he dials it up again
The strong scent of Pheromones gave it away, didn’t it?
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The strong scent of Pheromones gave it away, didn’t it?
But with the mullet and mustache he can have his pick of anyone at the space tractor-pull
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
But with the mullet and mustache he can have his pick of anyone at the space tractor-pull
Damn…. A crumb won’t be enough…. I need the whole damn loaf
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Damn…. A crumb won’t be enough…. I need the whole damn loaf
Number 9 will always be the most impactful for some of us.
I Will always hate David Stern, Clay Bennett, Aubrey McClendon and
Howard Schultz.
I do however now have more appreciation for the sturdiness of highway overpasses in Oklahoma…
I Will always hate David Stern, Clay Bennett, Aubrey McClendon and
Howard Schultz.
I do however now have more appreciation for the sturdiness of highway overpasses in Oklahoma…
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Number 9 will always be the most impactful for some of us.
I Will always hate David Stern, Clay Bennett, Aubrey McClendon and
Howard Schultz.
I do however now have more appreciation for the sturdiness of highway overpasses in Oklahoma…
I Will always hate David Stern, Clay Bennett, Aubrey McClendon and
Howard Schultz.
I do however now have more appreciation for the sturdiness of highway overpasses in Oklahoma…
From the writing I assumed they paid minimum wage for those sequel scripts….
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
From the writing I assumed they paid minimum wage for those sequel scripts….
Just pulling up to a house where Chris Hansen will have a few questions for him…..
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November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Just pulling up to a house where Chris Hansen will have a few questions for him…..
The Babylon Bee each day answers the question “what if The Onion was neither clever nor funny?”
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The Babylon Bee each day answers the question “what if The Onion was neither clever nor funny?”
As for the standings, you can find them around the bottom…… their fans expect frequent poundings by the visitors….
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
As for the standings, you can find them around the bottom…… their fans expect frequent poundings by the visitors….
Like how tides work, we will never truly know…..
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November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Like how tides work, we will never truly know…..
He has the awkward disheveled look of the post-prom photo at Denny’s
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
He has the awkward disheveled look of the post-prom photo at Denny’s
…said President Lard Ass
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
…said President Lard Ass
30 pieces of silver also removes filter from Judas. He will spill his guts in any conversation….
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
30 pieces of silver also removes filter from Judas. He will spill his guts in any conversation….
Woah woah woah…. Let’s not toss the word “known” around like that….
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Woah woah woah…. Let’s not toss the word “known” around like that….
“Even I thought that was too wordy” - James Joyce
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
“Even I thought that was too wordy” - James Joyce
Bet they can’t wait to go home and tell their AI girlfriends how funny they are…
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Bet they can’t wait to go home and tell their AI girlfriends how funny they are…
She has disavowed her involvement with the Jedi, which was also confirmed passive-aggressively by Master Windu. #WITCHHUNT
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November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
She has disavowed her involvement with the Jedi, which was also confirmed passive-aggressively by Master Windu. #WITCHHUNT
It’s tempting to go fire up the Edsel in the garage and swing by…
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It’s tempting to go fire up the Edsel in the garage and swing by…
Imagine her media stardom if she could have placed 4th……
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Imagine her media stardom if she could have placed 4th……
That’s only because you left out the 100% favorability he has with the Baileys….
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
That’s only because you left out the 100% favorability he has with the Baileys….