Idk if it beats the first Knives Out, but Wake Up Dead Man was awesome. Daniel Craig should play Benoit Blanc forever

Yo @durbin.senate.gov, no one is picking up your Senate phone and you don’t even have a voicemail. Vote no on cloture and the spending bill or I will do whatever it takes to make sure the next Senator from Illinois has basic constituent services set up during business hours.

an aircraft carrier collided with a merchant vessel in the Med? I’m so tired of winning!

They should rename the discover tab to the libbing out tab