This better be satire 😞

Are the cat carriers and meds ready? Yes.

Did I eat the entire frozen pizza that was supposed to last into tomorrow? Yes.

Am I more worried about making sure I have smut to read than getting some things ready for me on the slim chance we have to leave? Yes. 🤦

What did I do first after hearing a new wildfire popped up and is threatening the power lines?

I plugged in my phone and downloaded some fics.

This photo is giving me major Zelda vibes 😍

Hope you don't run into much construction on the highway.

Drive safe and keep your eyes peeled for moose!