I will not be woke! 🤣

WWND - What Would a Narcissist Do.

When does Progressive Insurance start their new "Don't Be Like Your President" ad series? 😉

Define dictator without using the word dictator.

I was a 3 year-old military dependent in Tripoli (Wheelus) in the early 1960s. I got a whole set of shots every 6 months to protect me from stuff like malaria, typhus, and more. My dad got his and we got ours. I'm still here.

FBI informat leaks first photos of evidence siezed at Bolton residence! 😲

MAGA -> PPPP (Protecting Powerful Privileged Pedophiles)

Zzzzzzzzz

"We're going to out-Russia Russia!"

Get your tickets now to watch the troops march at the Cheerwine Parade Grounds at Ft. Bragg. Premium seating available for Trump Gold Club members.

Pinocchio doesn't realize who's pulling the strings.

My dad was with NORAD in the 60s. Worked in a SAGE building and later in base command posts. TS clearance. His career and later civilian job prospects would have been toast if he'd done anything even close to this level of incompetence.

I think "dangerously stupid" may apply here as well.

The dog isn't committing suicide.

Glad to proud of my Hungarian heritage.