I Care About 5 Things
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It's okay to need help sometimes. Food is the universal love language. Leftist/Queer/Nerd. Indie games and alt music, but mainstream horror and pop fantasy slop
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
They don't make stupid movies anymore. What's the current version of Flubber or Who Framed Roger Rabbit or Little Nicky
October 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
They don't make stupid movies anymore. What's the current version of Flubber or Who Framed Roger Rabbit or Little Nicky
It's actually so telling that I was like "the gay one" in my highschool friend group and then it turned out I'm bi and I'm married to a woman now and all these mf "straights" came out in their 30's and are all in queer relationships. I was a magnet for the repressed children of rich Republicans
October 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It's actually so telling that I was like "the gay one" in my highschool friend group and then it turned out I'm bi and I'm married to a woman now and all these mf "straights" came out in their 30's and are all in queer relationships. I was a magnet for the repressed children of rich Republicans
I don't trust people who say shit like "I just want to be remembered fondly". That's a person that did a lot of memorable bad shit that they're trying to drown out
October 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I don't trust people who say shit like "I just want to be remembered fondly". That's a person that did a lot of memorable bad shit that they're trying to drown out
Every business should have a Happy Ending option, but it shouldn't just be hand jobs. I should be able to go to a sketchy mechanic for my state inspections and ask for a happy ending and they let me joyride someone else's car, for example.
October 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Every business should have a Happy Ending option, but it shouldn't just be hand jobs. I should be able to go to a sketchy mechanic for my state inspections and ask for a happy ending and they let me joyride someone else's car, for example.
Fun fact, Trump is the only president that's never had an approval rating above 50% at any point in his presidency. And it ain't going up right now I'll tell you that.
September 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Fun fact, Trump is the only president that's never had an approval rating above 50% at any point in his presidency. And it ain't going up right now I'll tell you that.
It's getting cold out so he got a new jacket
September 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It's getting cold out so he got a new jacket
I promise he's handsome but I only take pictures when he's being a goober
September 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I promise he's handsome but I only take pictures when he's being a goober
Anybody else's 60lb dog think they're a lap dog?
September 16, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Anybody else's 60lb dog think they're a lap dog?
It's not gonna be a good couple decades round here is my guess. Wish I was 60 so I didn't have to deal with it
September 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It's not gonna be a good couple decades round here is my guess. Wish I was 60 so I didn't have to deal with it
My dog who is usually a very good boy when I'm not home decided to pile up the rug and sleep on it today. like he doesn't have 2 dog beds and a pile of blankets on the couch specifically for when we're not home
September 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My dog who is usually a very good boy when I'm not home decided to pile up the rug and sleep on it today. like he doesn't have 2 dog beds and a pile of blankets on the couch specifically for when we're not home
Universities literally so far away you wouldn't get there from Utah in a day's driving are locking down in response to local racists somehow connecting two very distant dots. Disproportionate reaction directed only vaguely by forces of plain stupidity and malice.
So the HBCU that raised me is on lockdown because some right winger thinks that's how they get retribution for Charlie Kirk, whose killer is unknown? The automatic response is to kill Black people, who likely have NOTHING to do with his murder. And I'm supposed to empathize with this?
September 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Universities literally so far away you wouldn't get there from Utah in a day's driving are locking down in response to local racists somehow connecting two very distant dots. Disproportionate reaction directed only vaguely by forces of plain stupidity and malice.
I know the Etsy witches aren't real and didn't work because Henry Kissinger lived to 100
September 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I know the Etsy witches aren't real and didn't work because Henry Kissinger lived to 100
It's very funny to me that I insulted and argued with Gretchen Felker-Martin about something having no idea who she was and then a bunch of her fans were very mean to me on Twitter a couple years ago. Pretty sure I still followed her here because she usually has good takes! Anyway free Gretch
September 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's very funny to me that I insulted and argued with Gretchen Felker-Martin about something having no idea who she was and then a bunch of her fans were very mean to me on Twitter a couple years ago. Pretty sure I still followed her here because she usually has good takes! Anyway free Gretch
What the hell why did Borderlands 4 launch on 9/11. Anyway I'll probably buy it tomorrow, excited to see something new in the series since forever ago!
September 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
What the hell why did Borderlands 4 launch on 9/11. Anyway I'll probably buy it tomorrow, excited to see something new in the series since forever ago!
Anyway I'm having fun playing Hearthstone and Balatro lately, card games are fun
September 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Anyway I'm having fun playing Hearthstone and Balatro lately, card games are fun
I thought the left was a bunch of pussies who had no guns, or at least that's what memes from everyone's uncle presupposed. Why are we suddenly to blame for so much violence?
September 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I thought the left was a bunch of pussies who had no guns, or at least that's what memes from everyone's uncle presupposed. Why are we suddenly to blame for so much violence?
Madison Cawthorne was recently arrested. Not saying he was the shooter but who knows
September 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Madison Cawthorne was recently arrested. Not saying he was the shooter but who knows
Oh shit and it's 9/11, leave it to a right winger to overshadow that and make everyone completely ignore what should be a genuinely somber day of reflection on the value of unity
September 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Oh shit and it's 9/11, leave it to a right winger to overshadow that and make everyone completely ignore what should be a genuinely somber day of reflection on the value of unity
And why do people even want to click on stuff like that? I don't care how bad the guy was, seeing death is horrifying and the end goal of every civilization should be to minimize exposure to unnecessary violence
Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
September 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
And why do people even want to click on stuff like that? I don't care how bad the guy was, seeing death is horrifying and the end goal of every civilization should be to minimize exposure to unnecessary violence
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Trying to live my life so people are genuinely sad if I die, and not merely in a "well, this will only beget more violence" kind of way
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Trying to live my life so people are genuinely sad if I die, and not merely in a "well, this will only beget more violence" kind of way
I hate SAP Ariba (real ones know)
September 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I hate SAP Ariba (real ones know)
I don't care that Charlie Kirk died but it seems like a useless assassination. The guy didn't matter. He was a shit talking grifter with no policy influence. That's why I think it was either an aggrieved parent of a school shooting victim or a state sanctioned murder to justify something bad coming.
September 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I don't care that Charlie Kirk died but it seems like a useless assassination. The guy didn't matter. He was a shit talking grifter with no policy influence. That's why I think it was either an aggrieved parent of a school shooting victim or a state sanctioned murder to justify something bad coming.
When are we gonna confront the fact that we are a country run by pedophiles? Not just the president, not just Republicans, although they sure do seem to make up the bulk. Why are there so many pedophiles in DC? What is happening? What did we fail to do?
September 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
When are we gonna confront the fact that we are a country run by pedophiles? Not just the president, not just Republicans, although they sure do seem to make up the bulk. Why are there so many pedophiles in DC? What is happening? What did we fail to do?