jalea
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25. it’s just me n megan thee stallion against the world
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Trey Songz you next, you yodeling bitch!
May 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Trey Songz you next, you yodeling bitch!
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They said I could never be owner and sole proprietor of the worlds most bangin sandwich shop bc I’m “just a monkey in a bikini” but I showed them. I showed them all.
May 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
They said I could never be owner and sole proprietor of the worlds most bangin sandwich shop bc I’m “just a monkey in a bikini” but I showed them. I showed them all.
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JJ, winner of Eurovision 2025, expresses his disappointment with Israel being allowed to compete:
“I’m very disappointed that they excluded Russia but kept Israel — they’re both aggressors in this case when it comes to war. […] If it were up to me I would exclude them.”
“I’m very disappointed that they excluded Russia but kept Israel — they’re both aggressors in this case when it comes to war. […] If it were up to me I would exclude them.”
May 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
JJ, winner of Eurovision 2025, expresses his disappointment with Israel being allowed to compete:
“I’m very disappointed that they excluded Russia but kept Israel — they’re both aggressors in this case when it comes to war. […] If it were up to me I would exclude them.”
“I’m very disappointed that they excluded Russia but kept Israel — they’re both aggressors in this case when it comes to war. […] If it were up to me I would exclude them.”
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"Your body ain't forget me" ass hug lmao
May 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"Your body ain't forget me" ass hug lmao
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Please just cheat on me… cause whatever THIS is …. Waaaaaay worse than cheating
May 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Please just cheat on me… cause whatever THIS is …. Waaaaaay worse than cheating
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This is actually awful… not that this moment happened, but that he shared this publicly and it’s ruining her moment.
May 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This is actually awful… not that this moment happened, but that he shared this publicly and it’s ruining her moment.
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Trips me out that Pillsbury Doughboy’s government name is Poppin’ Fresh. Like why does he need a separate name? What else is he getting into?
But anyway. What if I told you that the Kool-Aid Man’s full name is actually Frankie D. Kool-Aid? He is a D. Like Monkey.
But anyway. What if I told you that the Kool-Aid Man’s full name is actually Frankie D. Kool-Aid? He is a D. Like Monkey.
May 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Trips me out that Pillsbury Doughboy’s government name is Poppin’ Fresh. Like why does he need a separate name? What else is he getting into?
But anyway. What if I told you that the Kool-Aid Man’s full name is actually Frankie D. Kool-Aid? He is a D. Like Monkey.
But anyway. What if I told you that the Kool-Aid Man’s full name is actually Frankie D. Kool-Aid? He is a D. Like Monkey.
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We're taught not burn bridges because we might need people later. But I pray I never have to depend on anyone who has hurt or humiliated me. May God bless me with abundance so I never have to be in that position.
May 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We're taught not burn bridges because we might need people later. But I pray I never have to depend on anyone who has hurt or humiliated me. May God bless me with abundance so I never have to be in that position.
i pretend like everything is okay but really i just want to be a homeowner with a huge gated yard
May 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i pretend like everything is okay but really i just want to be a homeowner with a huge gated yard
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Chris Brown has been denied bail in the U.K. and will remain in custody until June 13
R&B singer Chris Brown denied bail over allegation of causing GBH with intent
The 36-year-old has been remanded in custody until 13 June, meaning he will likely miss some of the dates on his upcoming global tour.
news.sky.com
May 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Chris Brown has been denied bail in the U.K. and will remain in custody until June 13
i was gonna stay at my current apartment for 2 years while i fix my finances, but i actually wanna kms when i hear my neighbors have sex!!!!! i miss living in a HOUSE
May 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
i was gonna stay at my current apartment for 2 years while i fix my finances, but i actually wanna kms when i hear my neighbors have sex!!!!! i miss living in a HOUSE
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I’m telling you girlies…
You don’t give a list of what you’re looking for in a man and just let him show themselves when in the talking phase most of them will cancel themselves out. It’s so funny to watch actually
You don’t give a list of what you’re looking for in a man and just let him show themselves when in the talking phase most of them will cancel themselves out. It’s so funny to watch actually
May 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’m telling you girlies…
You don’t give a list of what you’re looking for in a man and just let him show themselves when in the talking phase most of them will cancel themselves out. It’s so funny to watch actually
You don’t give a list of what you’re looking for in a man and just let him show themselves when in the talking phase most of them will cancel themselves out. It’s so funny to watch actually
attempting Beyoncé’s Coachella diet until I see her on July 4
May 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
attempting Beyoncé’s Coachella diet until I see her on July 4
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Megan Thee Stallion, Doechii, and Angel Reese trying food at the Met Gala.
May 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Megan Thee Stallion, Doechii, and Angel Reese trying food at the Met Gala.
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May 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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#Eagles Jalen Hurts will NOT be visiting the White House today due to “scheduling conflicts”.
(Via: @yamiche.bsky.social)
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April 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
#Eagles Jalen Hurts will NOT be visiting the White House today due to “scheduling conflicts”.
(Via: @yamiche.bsky.social)
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I hate that yall call mutual aid “begging”.
Ppl hurting out here if you don’t wanna help them that’s your right (it’s not but I’ll let you have it) but disparaging them don’t sit right with ME when you know full well the state of the world we live in.
Ppl hurting out here if you don’t wanna help them that’s your right (it’s not but I’ll let you have it) but disparaging them don’t sit right with ME when you know full well the state of the world we live in.
April 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I hate that yall call mutual aid “begging”.
Ppl hurting out here if you don’t wanna help them that’s your right (it’s not but I’ll let you have it) but disparaging them don’t sit right with ME when you know full well the state of the world we live in.
Ppl hurting out here if you don’t wanna help them that’s your right (it’s not but I’ll let you have it) but disparaging them don’t sit right with ME when you know full well the state of the world we live in.
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Madison Beer shares why she was dropped by her management at sixteen:
“When I was 14, I remember people being like, “She’s too sexy” and “We can’t sell that because she’s so young, so we’d have to wait.” This was a real conversation, grown men talking about how I was too sexy. I was 14.”
“When I was 14, I remember people being like, “She’s too sexy” and “We can’t sell that because she’s so young, so we’d have to wait.” This was a real conversation, grown men talking about how I was too sexy. I was 14.”
April 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Madison Beer shares why she was dropped by her management at sixteen:
“When I was 14, I remember people being like, “She’s too sexy” and “We can’t sell that because she’s so young, so we’d have to wait.” This was a real conversation, grown men talking about how I was too sexy. I was 14.”
“When I was 14, I remember people being like, “She’s too sexy” and “We can’t sell that because she’s so young, so we’d have to wait.” This was a real conversation, grown men talking about how I was too sexy. I was 14.”