Ibzy '25
@ibzy.co.uk
Indie developer and professional games data-er
Nothing scarier than a man made of flies
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Nothing scarier than a man made of flies
Trying to sneak some Zee's on the sofa, but the baby has other ideas.
"WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP! WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP! WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP! WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP!"
"WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP! WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP! WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP! WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP!"
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Trying to sneak some Zee's on the sofa, but the baby has other ideas.
"WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP! WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP! WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP! WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP!"
"WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP! WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP! WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP! WELCOME TO MY ICE-CREAM SHOP!"
In all my experience of the Monster Hunter franchise, the monsters never really required much hunting
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
In all my experience of the Monster Hunter franchise, the monsters never really required much hunting
Do you want to play a game?
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Do you want to play a game?
Dear softplay. I'm looking for something to do to entertain my toddler, at a previously unknown time at which I've finally got her ready and out.
So no, I obviously haven't booked
So no, I obviously haven't booked
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Dear softplay. I'm looking for something to do to entertain my toddler, at a previously unknown time at which I've finally got her ready and out.
So no, I obviously haven't booked
So no, I obviously haven't booked
Seasoned wok ✅
Seasoned spatula ✅
Seasoned chopping board ✅
Seasoned spatula ✅
Seasoned chopping board ✅
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Seasoned wok ✅
Seasoned spatula ✅
Seasoned chopping board ✅
Seasoned spatula ✅
Seasoned chopping board ✅
Out of context baby quotes:
"sometimes skin is hard to put on"
"sometimes skin is hard to put on"
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Out of context baby quotes:
"sometimes skin is hard to put on"
"sometimes skin is hard to put on"
Started making a silly little spooky game for @bellatrellia.bsky.social because I know she hates being chased (in games or irl) but it's kinda grown into a more 'complete' game.
If anybody is interested in seeing some or playing it, let me know I guess?
If anybody is interested in seeing some or playing it, let me know I guess?
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Started making a silly little spooky game for @bellatrellia.bsky.social because I know she hates being chased (in games or irl) but it's kinda grown into a more 'complete' game.
If anybody is interested in seeing some or playing it, let me know I guess?
If anybody is interested in seeing some or playing it, let me know I guess?
Still trying to bring back "I wot"
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Still trying to bring back "I wot"
Tapping your friend on the shoulder then holding your finger near their eye (so it pokes it when they turn). That's a real childhood
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Tapping your friend on the shoulder then holding your finger near their eye (so it pokes it when they turn). That's a real childhood
Ok Guillermo, pretty good job. But where the fuck was Igor?
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ok Guillermo, pretty good job. But where the fuck was Igor?
I don't necessarily think that No Country For Old Men is a bad movie, but it's so long I always fall asleep reading the title
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I don't necessarily think that No Country For Old Men is a bad movie, but it's so long I always fall asleep reading the title
My keyboard (like many others I assume) does the unhinged thing of offering me a sticker of any short phrase I type if I end it with ! Or ?
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My keyboard (like many others I assume) does the unhinged thing of offering me a sticker of any short phrase I type if I end it with ! Or ?
So who here likes stuff? Anyone?
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So who here likes stuff? Anyone?
Haribo should make a cake bar
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Haribo should make a cake bar
Charles De Gaulle bladder
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Charles De Gaulle bladder
"YouTuber" and "arrested" are the best words to see in a headline
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"YouTuber" and "arrested" are the best words to see in a headline
Ring doorbell? Yeah that's how they work
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Ring doorbell? Yeah that's how they work
Next big thing is gonna be moonvirus. You don't want to know what happens if you catch it
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Next big thing is gonna be moonvirus. You don't want to know what happens if you catch it
The French call potatoes "apple from the floor"
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The French call potatoes "apple from the floor"
Baby was just doing one of my crosswords earlier...
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Baby was just doing one of my crosswords earlier...
Ask your local restaurant for the "Romeo and Juliet chicken"
You're welcome
You're welcome
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ask your local restaurant for the "Romeo and Juliet chicken"
You're welcome
You're welcome