Was working all day, occasionally screaming MUSTAAAAARRRRRD!
Might replace my What is it, the braids?
Feel you

I'm imagining her asleep in your soup bowl.... pretty kitty, btw!

Oh, please tell me you found this on Old House Dreams, I scroll through fantasizing weekly

Please!

Nah... I've cred cause I made these for all my friends back when

Ah! Explains it, I'm half blind - accessibility setting make everything really bright!

I used to wake every day as the biggest dumbass, stupid as rocks, and happy. If everyone was smarter than me, we'd be ok. Sure, I'd become smarter as the day went on, but I'd wake up stupid again. Really hard to pull off in this timeline

MF Doom and a dog pocket will get my attention every time

Welcome! It's so all new and fresh, haven't had a good smelling social in years. Enjoy

We can't remove your woke gland until you've uploaded your social, mother's maiden, and third ripple. Thank you

Mine gave no other option

Depending on where you live? 25. Melts fast

Hey, even changed the profile pic to vibe with it. Full service metaphors and similes, planting entendre along the primrose of life

Stay good with the growth, friend

Your hair looks like the product of beautiful thoughts pushing up through your head. Happy that garden soil feels good

I also admit to having cards of friends, there's a whole sea to shining swap we got going on, so...
Can't recommend the Cuyahoga and Honolulu branches enough!

I've a rare genetic disease, so I'm going to science, figure it out.
My husband passed recently, cancer, so no donation. His family has half his ashes to be spread off the family mountain, I'm spreading bits of him everywhere I go, starting with the Krewe of St. Anne walk in New Orleans this year

Damn right, you've got some readers! Look at my year! Librarians are the best

Don't science sub teachers show Cosmos?
I'm so old