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Ibegyourpudding
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Queer, fat
I need ghost kitchens to get it together

These names sound like they were written by an AI that doesn't quite understand what food is for
July 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I fear this is too delicious, and I will need it for the rest of my life
July 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Pov, you are the millennial daughter who holds all the travel knowledge and your mom is doing her first solo international trip
July 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Being able to cook is a double-edged sword, because what do you mean I saw an image of a Popeye's apple pie and spent half the evening making fried apple hand-pies from scratch?

I need someone to stop me. I have absolutely no willpower and a dangerously generalized internal recipe book
June 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Ok, but why does she look so beautiful in the rainbow of my window decor 😭

Happy pride y'all 🏳️‍🌈
June 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
There is nothing I love more than google translate trying to make sense of calendars in other languages
June 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
POV: She left you. Turns out she always hated charm bracelets.
April 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
POV:You're out. It's finally official. The family was NOT into it.
April 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
POV: you're the same closeted gay shopping for christmas the next year, but now things are getting serious
April 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
POV: you're in the closet shopping for a gift to give your partner at the family christmas party
April 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
This weird little shit stain removed the ability to quote post so now I feel compelled to mock him even more

Ladies, remember, if u want his boot off of ur neck, whatever you do, don't talk about him putting it there. If you do it'll just mean more boots! And that's clearly your own damn fault 🤷🏽‍♀️
March 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I am but a humble 19th century washer woman, putting the linens out on the line to dry

Except its 2025 and the linens are silicone anti wrinkle patches, and line is dental floss.
January 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Ok, I'm sorry, you're telling me there's not a Djinn in there?
January 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
When I say trap queen, this is what I mean
December 27, 2024 at 11:38 AM
I fixed it
December 7, 2024 at 12:45 AM
If you're someone with chronic illness, rescue medication, or sensory issues, make an "Oh shit" keychain.

This is mine- 2 waterproof pill keychains with both rescue and non rescue meds, two keychains holding earplugs, a keyring inhaler case, and a ring to clip my wallet
all on a silicone wristlet
December 6, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Every time my wife and come back from traveling, we sit with our dogs and do the ritual sniffing of souvenirs

It's always SO cute 🥹
December 6, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Damn Spiderman. That waist is SNATCHED.
December 2, 2024 at 6:46 PM
My wife refills the soap dispenser AND prays for my downfall
November 27, 2024 at 6:19 AM
I feel so seen right now
November 24, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I was #2,125,489!
September 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
You can't convince me my dog doesn't look like Mameshiba rn
January 8, 2024 at 9:19 PM