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ianzandi.bsky.social
ian zandi
@ianzandi.bsky.social
photographer, comedian, third funny thing.

Work seen in: The Onion, American Cinematheque, Humor Darling, Buzzfeed, other stuff.
It’s cool to see other comedians making up the audience of the SNL specials.

Just like so many local shows.
February 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
what if somebody made a joke in their standup set about being a new mom but then they said dog mom haha imagine
February 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I only watch the Super Bowl to see which characters they kill off in the finale
February 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The Brutalist (2024, dir Brady Corbet)
February 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
February 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
ZZ Top is short for Zip Zap Top
January 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
2024: fuck it, we ball

2025: fuck it, we bawl
January 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I once broke up with someone because they liked Leno more than Conan, which is basically my version of astrology
January 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The Grinch’s fav improv warmup game is Stink, Stank, Stunk
December 12, 2024 at 3:59 PM
‪Just saw a dude vaping in the cold LA air while riding a lime scooter and, I shit you not‬, he looked like a cute lil toot toot train
December 7, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Prosciutto is Fruit By The Foot
(Meat Edition)
November 21, 2024 at 5:38 PM
The movie WHIPLASH.

but instead of drums.

there are kazoos.
November 20, 2024 at 4:30 PM
no you DONT👏 HAVE 👏 to live like a referee (don’t have to live like a referee)

-Tom Petty in a Foot Locker
November 20, 2024 at 3:56 PM
lol there’s nothing going on here, stop trying to trick me back
November 8, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Neckbeards are so afraid that a woman might take over the legacy of Indiana Jones.

What’s next, they’re gunna name the dog Indiana????
July 4, 2023 at 1:10 AM